to fall into the smartphone trance, but there was someone, a certain Nicole (last name unknown), who seemed to disdain this distraction from the present. What could I steal

Although the casinos of Vegas are more appealing, FoldCon '17 in Kessab would be a lot more fun, wouldn't it? It would keep us on our toes, not to mention it would be illegal for

The purple kookaburra, however, wanted to know if the albino wallaby had intended to rhyme that riddle. Was it mocking him? Pole and goal? It seemed suspicous to him. He ruffled

some neighbours over for a street party. They grilled the tomato slices on the asphalt just as Anna Russian Tomato's recipe called for. Mum improvised some roadkill as main course

It was then that Gilligan looked down and saw that he had Ginger's body! HE was the Gingan! The Skipper awoke, finding his best dream had come true, except for the Gilligan head.

two demon girl scouts at my door trying to sell me theoretical cookies. "Demons be gone!" I shouted at them, as I preferred actual cookies. But the demon girl scouts only laughed

eaten by a circus geek named Oofo who ate that sort of thing. Brooke begged Oofo for a job at the circus and wound up with her own Freak Show called "The Disgusting Neckless Lady".

but all I ever managed was to scream like my crotch was burning. Sensei insisted a crotch burning scream was way different that a crotch on fire scream. He said I couldn't defeat

Jamie Farr, reached for another Tony Packo's hungarian hot dog as he considered this revelation about his aunt. If she only might be Lebanese was he even Lebanese himself? What was

One of those hard little pellets you occasionally find at the bottom of a box of cocoa puffs.

And they never spoke of it again, but Jasper always wondered. His Aunt Margie was vegetarian. So who'd she served his Father to?

And she pees in the ocean. She's not the girl from Ipanema.

But the customer had committed identity theft and the Credit Card of Pennance was stolen. The Propehcy Receipt read "

But the guitar riff he always heard in "On Broadway" is what haunted Paul.

a temporal spud event crossed the multiverse to touch this plane. The contact was brief, but profound. A deep connection was made, awareness of otherness shared. And the rift

their relationship never recovered. Decades later whenever they gathered the energy to still argue, Jack would always throw that incident in Jill's face while she would bring up

The still living of Teresa's entourage regarded their zombie brethren with mixed emotions. On the 1 hand it mentioned that there were less people to share non-brain resources with.

two right shoes at the end of Old Country Road, bound by wire to the peddles of a unicycle. If that weren't baffling enough, the unicycle belonged to the Commissioner's son, Jeb.

find a safe place to sweep the crowd toward, know every move was recorded by the helospecks hovering above. The dust movement was born and neat freaks were fearful and angrily

Going to be the new kale. Imagine our own Ginger Beet juice.