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The Orange Man need only declare himself the AntiChrist and the evangelicals will be climbing over each other to reelect him. The sooner he got reelected the sooner the apocalypse.
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Cheesus-freak even went so far as to compare it unfavorably to a Stinking Bishop. "Cheez Whiz, Louise! Cut me some slack," Cheesus said. "Blessed are the cheesemongers who steep
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itar at the policeman holding the smuggled catnip. The policeman didn't hear my cat yelling "Rats". She heard it as a screech & dropped the catnip to reach for her gun. Feral cats
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were killed trying to figure out the truth. In time, their identities were only a mere name as the events that was kept secret by the previous folders was soon forgotten. Now, only
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You might think me evil. I can see that. I'm not. I'm just a simple succubus trying to be the best me I can be. If that involves me draining you of all your blood, so be it. Candy
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"Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. I know, right? And what do you say to that Sofia?" "Hhhhh, hhh." "I know you didn't go there." Try
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forgotten anything whatsoever. She has this condition known as reverse dementia which is more gruesome than plain dementia. Anyways, Elsa seems to not have gotten over The Incident
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A cold plate of tomatoes that is, that stuff is still poisonous right? Anyways, he sat down and I pulled out a blunt knife underneath the table. You should've seen his face when I
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, where they landed, set out to build a Utopian city for troubled toddlers. Regrettably, Don de Con built a brothel for the mentally awkward out of popsicle sticks & Lincoln Logs
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For want of an onion I lost my queen. I picked it up when I plundered the public radio guy who kept the telethon going while infected & zombifying faster than donations. The onion
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statistically inaccurate at finding dates for those obsessed with numbers. I am not a number. I am a free man. But I want to be a married man. And not just married to statistics.
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passing gas before the lass. She didn't know we were taking turns and I had skipped her 3 times already. That pâté had been a partaaay! Parting was such a sweet sorrow. Reality was
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So we've got 2 hurricanes incoming, Laura and Marco. An incoming asteroid. A heatwave and wildfires in California, nunchuck toting bears, and Chandra North is still missing. 2020.
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Two year old me saw what he saw through my eyes. The darkness, the end times, the nights and rains stopping the mail from getting through, the 2 hurricanes coming in. He freaked. I
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Two year old me must have seen through my 58 year old eyes when I looked through his. That means going back to find out how I got fucked up is what fucked me up. I'd smelt myself.
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The Lone Ranger shows us that the American public will except any white man as the authority, even a masked one. By what authority did justice demand he be masked? The Holy Vehm?
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Suddenly the saloon when deathly quiet as all eyes shifted to the Lone Ranger. For the second time in his life, the man beneath the mask had been caught flat footed. The vigilantes
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I think it is the Mitchell kid that my cat is talking about. My cat claims a human young one who lives two or 7 catnips overs claims to be a cat in a human form. They speak cat and
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I was too busy being a thug to ever have time to play being a thug in a game. Then I had to lay low in a tunnel/bunker/conjugal rights type situation & discovered [insert product]