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but being Blunderbirds they couldn't just stop. One of them had to lay a blunder. It was Porthos, the Butt Blunderbird, aka The Mauve Blunderbird. He skid into the mine's detonator
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"I'm in the queue for quandary. I think I wore the wrong shoes. Did you know that … " "You're in the wrong queue." "Excuse me, I'm on the phone! (can you believe this?), I'm quite
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"Thank you Sir. I better get back to the scene. John Q, I'm embarrassed to admit that after all these years I forgot your last name." "I forget myself, Sheriff. It's Public. My pop
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Have you ever been doing something, like, I don't know, pouring orange juice when you suddenly realize, "WTF?! I'm really pouring orange juice! This is wild!"? Yeah, me neither.
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Kevin Blake felt bad watching this talented woman. Because as well as she could belt those songs out all he could see was how much she looked like Katie Owen, the internet camgirl.
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"Was it a magic coin or something," one of the guys in front asks: making him the Mark. "That depends or what you think magic is. I'll tell you what the barkeep saw. His debt being
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The auteur met them at the nave to question the garish sheep on it's repertoire for its Abbattoir Open Stage Premiere. The pig's "buddies" jumped from trying to kill it to fluffers
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I explained to Imaginary Friend #1 that, unlike her, the imaginary number she had adopted, had an existence outside of my mind. The imaginary number was more Real than she or I.
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The imaginary number belonged to my imaginary friend, Imaginary friend #1. All my imagination went into imagining Imaginary Friend #1, I didn't have any left to imagine her a name.
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The numbers didn't add up. I had to ask for an official summation. The Higher Maths sent a low level Accumulator to tally my rows and columns. She found an imaginary number in the
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I'm happy to be so sad for you. so bad for you. let me carry that weight for you. this sin of yours is lighter than mine. Who knew? I'm seeing it all through the framework I put to
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"Mmmm, dark chocolate," she said, her face flushed. Then she smoothed over the chocolate "hair" where she had taken the chunk from his head. Then Madge & her badge dodged the fudge
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Which was truly unreliable. He wondered how life without his loving parents would be but of course, he had grown up and was ready to move but something seemed off..
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tides and the Sugarbelles that Love Them, when an advertisement came on about four times telling him to watch Navel Crime Investigation...Show. So he changed the channel to see
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integrity of your codpiece is at its limit!" Batman didn't dress like a bat because criminals were a superstitious lot, however. He dressed up for Gotfur, Gotham's leading Furmeet.
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In a vain effort to escape her roots, she changed her name to Hattie Carruthers. She was a Hat Check Girl at the Gentleman's Skating Rink. Born to be a Cigarette & Matches Girl, at
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Latrell the Male Model was not getting much work these days because everybody seemed to know how to model their own maleness. What with Instablam, Farcebook, and Twatters you could
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It wasn't something that had anything to do with how LeBron James, of all players, shut Giannis's charge down the key down by serving him court papers. "You're being sued Giannis."
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mostly switch hitters and she was suddenly being hit on by the very gay guys she had just been making fun of with Annie. Speaking of which, where was that bitch, Lia asked herself.
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Having lost the Philosopher's Stone three times already today, I felt it incumbent that I find us more suitable quarters to quarter in during our quarantine. Quarrels would be