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For a dwarf, Pietr Sloil was a bit small. The dwarf ate him anyway. The wonderful part of the story is that dwarves don't chew their food. They swallow it whole. So Pietr slipped
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The next morning I was awoken by a process server. The Universe was suing me for violating its employment rights, since I hadn't given the Universe a day off since I hired it. FML!
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think I surprised her by bringing up the Broken Witch. When I asked her she bent down to tie her shoe. She had lots of opportunities before that to tie her shoe. "The Broken Witch
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restroom attendants forehead. Detective Manatee gathered the sea monkeys in a sweat lodge. So that they could brainstorm AZHRAVALUKHIA and what was to be done about it. Khlebnikov
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Growing up on an asteroid penal colony didn't exactly prepare me for the life of a ballet dancer. But since I am now a ballet dancer, I guess it did. Prison brats like me were the
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ran over to stop Fred. Half way there she collapsed and fell face first into the rough hewn stone. Fred noticed and stopped beating Barney's face. "I told you she was hot," Barney
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The Observer was born with creation. Pictures or it didn't happen. Same principle. The See It by fiat. The Fiat. The Observer didn't know who to report his findings to.
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that the root of the problem was that the means of production were being measured in horsepower instead of manpower. Toby looked at Marcus confused. "The theory of flight is beyond
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The hubbub in the tub kept singing rub a dub dub dub like a slob on the job with Ty Cobb. "Gnarly," gnashed the nasty gnat as the new gnu gnawed on a Gnostic agnostic with colic.
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"Stupid ducks ruined my science fair project. Like hell if I am going to exert my unique power to bring them back." With that, Emma slammed her bedroom door closed in her mother's
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were you going to pay me?" "We are prepared to pay you $172." said Gungho as he reached into his purse. "Amends made! Here come the bribes!" I chortled with cheaply bought joy.
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their batteries died and their eyes went dark. This made it easy to just stroll right into Musk's office. He looked surprised. "We need to open a Dollar Store in the 7th dimension
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This cleared the room quickly, and with the GPS app working, we were able to navigate our way to the door and onto the cargo plane. Holding a can of beans to the pilot's head, we
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down to sleep between the tires of the landing gear when the plane suddenly took a nose dive straight down. It threw him up on the back wall of the landing gear box. Smoke started
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the failing merkind economy. However, now that humans could visit merkind cities by wearing the new genetically modified fish, the merkind dollar was up and business was booming
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fourth class, you know that class down in cargo bay. If you're lucky you'll even get to sit beside a dog or a cat. There's good leg room as well. Best class of all classes!
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the bridge her head had cleared up and everything started to make sense. She sat down and put her hand on the throttle. "Here we go," she spoke and put the engine on 100%.
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in an effort to make himself less intimidating to the human. It was less than effective because the farting noises the tentacles were making sound like baby's screams to the humans
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hardly seem up to the task of a gioh-santidhutta. Not with that ancient chip in your shoulder." You'll have to excuse me if that didn't warm the cockles of my heart. Et tu, Lacey?
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I don't know is hard to articulate for that very reason. I hardly know what I know I know and have only passing knowledge of the rest of what I know. I know that. Or, I should know