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Olive heard the sound of her friend, Chicken, from across the street. This was the moment she'd been waiting for. She ran for her door, threw it open and yelled, "Why'd the chicken
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Helsinki meeting notes. P: these are your instructions. We will release the package in China. You must blame China. This will be your Reichstag Fire. T: Germs? I don’t like germs.
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to the bathroom like all the cool cats did. But sadly, the bathroom was not in his future this week, for space people, known only as the "Infernal Horse Beasts", were knocking on
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"Jerrold, your so-called "look-ahead ability" is just a product of your imagination. Whereas I, scolding you in an arbitrary and conventional tongue, am not. "Blue skies, Mom."
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, "for the sake of your dear mother, at least chew upon your toe nails on the sly. Gerald, we monkey sprouts of the Cosmos are sometimes driven to do things others must not hear."
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The second Slim Beaver, hereafter referred to as “The Beev,” walked into Sal’s Barber Shop back in 1966 is when The Church of The Shaven Beaver began. Yes, as Sal shaved “The Beev,
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"Here it is," said Aubrey as he set the hot mug of joe before Agent Cooper. "I can see you," said Agent Cooper. "You know what it's like to be an outsider. There is your strength."
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And so we gather in the forests of the new night, connected by verbiage and mesmer shows, unable to give each other a lick or a punch or to light a beard on fire, yet bound by
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In that time of utter darkness we ended up feeling each other's faces and other parts as well. Our senses were heightened and we were crowd-surfing in the dark, to the loves we
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It turned out the Crow Virus was a cosmic threat, afflicting not just the hominids, but also the silicoids and spectrals. Hrengor the Beholder had to shutter his chain of smoothie
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Our area? What do you think you're spinning, Lord V, and where are the Frequency Rangers in this weird spring time of invisible dangers? Deepness is relative as long as you float,
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Hey, I'd just like to apologize to 1plus3 for my harsh continuation of your opener. You did put a little more effort into that than some other least-effort players, and I regret
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PD Scooter 17 arrived at our penthouse's dock. I apologized to the officer about calling the police to help take the trash out, then assisted Jessica into the vehicle. I liked his
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What a tussle she and I had as I tried to log into the police website to report what she had done. Then there was a racist anti-robot checkbox step. Ha! As if robots never lie. My
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As I floated up Old Man River my thoughts strayed again upon my Bonnie lassie back home in County Cork. Her rosy cheeks & the ones on her face as well. Oh Fanny to hear you clap
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Mad fabric sex is not something you’d never expect to see at a party which had Frank Velcher in attendance but there it was. “They met in the hotel’s laundry behind the carts of
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The Möbius mummy was forever unraveling but he still found time to date during the pandemic. He had a date tonight, in fact. With a full institutional sized laundry bag. They had
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Repercussions. It turns out my cartoon ejaculations reverberated in certain circles. By introducing my semen into Flintstone society I improved the cartoon gene pool. Life imitates
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Since I never wore a shirt, I sat there in my Spiderman jockeys, staring at a test written in an unknown language, wondering if I was dreaming or a victim of the NEW CANDID CAMERA.
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What a piece of trash he was! And yet, as my ashes slid down his throat, I could see that even though he was basically a hobo, he was a good man, on the inside. Trevor had noticed