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it loose. The engine blade shot off at near the speed of sound, and it was all Ren could do to hold on tightly. He was fast approaching the last strait when the blade sputtered and
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Mantonio had had enough of the Music Industry's lackluster crap and decided to create his own band and record label. It was none other than the legendary band: Ice cream Blowjob.
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It slowly started coming back to her in fractured memories. Last night's party... Josh was there... God, he's so dreamy... Mary vomited again. She knew where his body was.
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That's the "rent" that the cleaner owns our boss. I'd be lying to you if I said I didn't enjoy my job. Working for The Down City Mob had it's benefits, as I'm sure you'll find out.
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"P.S.- The water here doesn't have bones." Ferdinand felt that postscript oddly threatening. He checked the postal stamps. Gene had sent if from Épernay in April of last year. What
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, then the pickles were arranged into a pentagram in the Walmart Pick-Up lane. He proceeded to the roof, and dropped the vinegar-filled condoms onto the pentagram. If he suceeded
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a vacuum had been created in her compressed lungs, but now that she was outside, it came whooshing in too quickly. It made Mila dizzy. She sat on her suitcase to catch her breath.
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I blushed because I am Fiona the gummy bear, but no-one knows since I wear a mask and gloves, just like everyone else at the grocery store. I felt Akira understood me. My heart
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in his private dirigible & took us to the nearest hospital. That happened to be straight up in Elon Musk's Space City. There they verified that my braindead grandpa was braindead.
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and gingerly put my MAGA hat back on my head, shit, piss and all. I could tell that she had asparagus at lunch. I jumped up without tying her shoes & glared at her as I adjusted my
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, and with that, the Universe began. Test 123 went unanswered for a million years, but, finally, one day in Spring, someone replied, “Testing, Testing, 123. Civilization was born.
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to the circus on the other side of the interstate. When they got there their shoes were covered in mud. The ringmaster noticed and called Harrison & Betty over. "On the lam?" Betty
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the icing on the cake. He found himself transported to the day he had eaten that mac 'n' cheese. Bow Wow Wow was playing on the radio. It had been in his belly button since 1987.
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remains of the international pizza chain, caressing the black disc that was once a war crime on flatbread. "Maybe I should've made a banana pizza."
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even in video games, you kill the underlings with no remorse, and then expect to feel bad for the boss. That's how it is in the world of business.
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I was missing half my torso. It was part of the deal with the devil in exchange for my lover, but no one else could notice the big gaping hole in my chest other than myself.
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not appreciate, however, it could have been a hint to a password. They were still pretty somber so I poured another drink, and perhaps another hint. This time the hint she gave was
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"Thinking was a mistake," began Quafabay, throwing another heretic into the auto de fe. "The Old Ones, long ago, didn't think. They did. Some call that lifestyle brutish. Honest is
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"They just sound too similar:" One a deadly virus, the other a damn conspiracy theory, John complained, "Why don't I just say 'Coronavirus' or is it too damn Politically Correct?!"
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I had been in line to get toilet paper for two hours already. I had only moved two blocks in all of that time. I was surprised after all that time to discover that I was behind me.