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Defecate, the difficulty thus was that diet proved Luke's greatest challenge contributing highly to his unpredictable bouts of both constipation and diarrhea, thus needing diapers.
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From the Hellscape of malebolge, his emotional acquaintances Dante and Virgil whose misadventures lead to quite the profitable venture. When the capitalist opportunity arose thief
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Her superior who then question who that was that was just shot, his action proved that she was indeed a major contributor to the already rising number of police brutality cases. He
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a small fox came to her to guide her to his hidden trail through the woods. she thanked him for his help, dragging herself in the direction of safety. the fox’s healing abilities
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Curled up and afraid, she slowly opened her eyes to find the sky had cleared and a smile crept on her face. Bright eyed, now, she stood up, stretched out and felt the anticipation
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Sadly looking down at her feet, she scuffed her feet and resigned herself to her fate. Tears still staining her face she looked up resolute. “Fine. I will take care of myself.”
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Speeding around the corner, the truck hung on two wheels. Out the window, a muscly arm hung. Screeching to an abrupt halt outside her house, the trucks suspension moved entirely to
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had pined after Lao-zi for the longest time, and the whole village knew. They did everything they could to stop his advances. Zeb sent her roses and chocolates,but the village folk
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He had to admit it was the happiest he had seen his Mom in years, so he let them be. The surprise came later that month, when his Mom told him that she was marrying the big dog.
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A picture of the days when I was a Romanian Porn Actor showed up on screen. In all my glory, all 2 inches of it, the screen was shinning my name in big letter ”Dr. Poftim O Idee.”
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forward with what must've been a needle in my world but, in his, I'm sure it was seen as some grand saber of a long lost warrior. He did not react to my words and kept attacking me
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Its like my Father always said. "Never trust anyone, not even yourself". I didnt trust him back then, but I sure am regretting it now. I reminisced about Father's trust as I swam.
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more of the same. And what is "real work" really? Maybe just another ruse of the economic vampires. I gathered my clocks and fed them to the bonfire. A few birds sang and the sky
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My implant told me I had the wrong ideas in my head and I would be recycled if I left the apartment. My wife seemed content in our isolation. I asked what her implant had told her.
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than a pair of buttocks in too-small underwear. But they were dreamers, these two. Two old-timey dreamers lost in the bladder control aisle, in the time of a pandemic. Would they
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With 5 ounces of catsup, of course! As soon as the cow saw the catsup, she bolted, racing across the bridge and into Ohio. Yep, we were speeding, but the Pennsylvania police had no
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O meu nome é Figueiras Josefa Figueiras Gosto em conhece-los. Eu já estive casada com o primeiro ministro de das ilhas Fiji. Um dia, ele Fijiu de casa. Nunca mais o vi.
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turned to smoke and infused himself with Gerent's blade. "A-Amazing!" Gerent exclaimed. As he spread butter from his blade onto bread, Ifrit the flame spirit toasted the slice.
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Baking bread for a sorrowful stoned golum glum and bummed that he cannot leaved his cave.