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Trump made a deal with COVID-19 to re-open the US economy. The deal gave COVID-19 up to 7% of the WORLD's population. Some countries, understandably, are not happy about that. Some
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It was a typical rainy day in Portland, Oregon. A man in a parka hurried down the wet downtown sidewalk. He pulled up the hood as he pushed through the doors of a bank.
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It was a typical rainy day in Portland, Oregon. A man in a parka hurried down the wet downtown sidewalk. He pulled up the hood as he pushed through the doors of a bank.
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I didn't realize how much a leap of faith it was yesterday driving 399 miles to Fort Worth and 399 miles back. I hadn't decided on the gun by the time I left. So I left it. Purell.
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day when the king accidentally said "meow" instead of "merde" when he slipped coming out of the shower. Instantly he was inside muffle's dying mind. "Meow," the cat said. The king
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Compassion? Not my style. Who cares about caring? And how in heck did the ladder in my head go up against the wrong neuron?
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Look like I would be giving myself a hand on this one. "The canary caught the cat." He smiled but he didn't deny it. Nor should he. It wasn't his mom who went sniffing. Still, they
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a freedom that was nothing more than concept (she would only find out later), but for now she was the only wolf in a city of woman and flight is a beautiful word. then
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My pet Sokoke, Chauncey, decided he wanted to go it solo, so, while I was out delivering pizza for La Gatta Mangiona, he barricaded himself inside the house, and changed the locks.
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they cut the flesh of your index finger using your own knife. but that's how it is. pain spreads like slow ink and death was a frog in science class. you would better
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found, empty but beautiful as the spaces between stars. we had to learn how to make a home out of bones. and we not even learned how to give birth to our first life. thats what
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i could pretend that i am holy. I say that sometimes
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the world of mirrors where I thought all truths were to be found. But no. Your eye, only the one, for the other was full of the ordinary worries of just about everyone else, was
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No one knew what to do, not even the smartest people. The world would be completely destroyed if they didn't find a way to separate the two condiments. It was a race against time
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It's funny. Sometimes I'll remember why we were laughing and why it happened the way that it did. ELP was playing on somebody's radio at the next table. I was jamming out to it at
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All of their creature needs were handled by automatons with human features. These automatons were called Yahoo. Each Citizen was given their first Yahoo by the National Will. Yahoo
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On the other hand, I've never had a horse penis flake out about a bald spot he just got around to noticing. I decided to give dieting & exercising another chance. A last chance.
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movie we watched at that foreign lady's house when she sheltered in place with her. All of the kids from the apartment complex did at some point. Those two needed to get a room.
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The reverend couldn't take his husband's last name for professional reasons. But he wanted to show the world his commitment. So he chose to go with hyphenation. Rassmussen-Beech.