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I was Globe material and soon the whole world would know it too. I hocked my bedding and bought myself the first breakfast of my life. I still remembered having four squares in a d
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morning's 7% injection didn't calm me. So I took another three, Watson. So, yes, I must cut the Times articles out before you've had a chance to read them. I can't be without the T
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Being the 38th dick to have gone into your girlfriend is not easy to forget. On the other hand, that still makes you Under 40 in that department. So you got that going for you. You
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but she liked the odds for her. Like they say, "You don't have to be faster than the bear. Just be faster than the guy you just passed who is underwater on his mortgage & thinks 37
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she was bald. "Wait a minute!" She shocked herself when she heard herself saying that aloud. Even though she knew she was alone she still looked around embarrassed. Was she bald in
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Number 2 of the 10 most popular saying from around the world comes to us from... well, you tell me. It goes. "If your uncle's name is Robert, Bob's your uncle." The 3rd on the list
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ng that Spock was off to the Next Generation Enterprise's holodeck to be Bilbo Baggins bagging Hobbit trim. Sulu kept stuff like that to himself. Except when the psychotropics were
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with me for once, Mother. If you have red hair and almost white skin and my father is a greybeard who is as black as the taint of a black hole's proctologist, Then why am I blond &
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Obama shaking his shoulders, shuddering. Shin's face took on a fuchsia hue and began to spew all over the shag rug underfoot. Not the one draped over the Ottoman Ambassador. "Burqa
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dead to me. Dead. Just a bag of untrustworthy bones." Vlad was shocked at Det. Manatee's words but could not budge his mental bonds as he was led into a cell. "I hope you get the
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I stared at the cryptic message for almost twenty minutes, trying to pull out a pattern other than the obvious. Could it simply be that each word began alphabetically? No. There
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- and we are very good at seeking, sir. You may rest assured of that." I leaned back in my chair with a low whistle. I was going to be a father, then. "Well, bugger me," I said.
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like Christina Aguilera's Genie, waiting for someone or something to rub them the right way and let them out. It was carnage. Sheer carnage. And for what? I couldn't help but
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referencing was preferred by the institution, but I had always gone in for Harvard, myself. Just a little quirk of mine, I suppose. Like the Oxford comma." I paused, realising that
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Not seen. Such is the life of the Bohemian artist. Mother would have a fit if she could see me like this, but she's so entrenched in the Old Guard, she wouldn't know love or beauty
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-listing all copycat apps furiously, knowing full well that Heaven was trying to get in on our territory, mercenary bastards. Demons are Hell's department, we should get the rights
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He looked back at me. "What?" he asked, face a picture of confusion. "You know," I said, "Like that song? Take me to Havana... No? Oh, look, just drive the motorbike, will you?" He
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felt my mind spiralling, sinister, sinestra, left, right, wrong... What did it mean, what could it mean? Part of me knew I was letting him get to me, but a larger part of me didn't
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And neither Rhyme nor Reason could betray the gifts of Old Calhime." ...As riddles went, it wasn't the most elegant, but it did the job. It had certainly kept generations of my
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that is, I had been given the opportunity to choose. As it was, I hadn't been, and so found myself face-first in the filthy street, covered in God knows what. But then I saw it.