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corridor A6, sobbing on the ground. I guess she got lost. "Liliiith!" "H..huh?" "You lost?" "Yeah..uh.."
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of his hope to the world. It didn't matter if he was killed. He just loved the expression on the poor sinners' faces when they were enlightened. After all, it was an angel's duty
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short shrift to in favor of the unrealistic and surreal. I'm about 23 pages by Hugo about sewers of Paris in Les Miserables. Gilgamesh and all the rest. Gather round, like of old.
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The problem for Stew is that Moe was down with the flu. Larry was the one that got his fan latter. Stew's letter didn't mention Larry. Hurt, he replied. "Try the Marx Brothers."
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I never got to finish that thought. A piece of Skylab fell through the roof of my Xterra and then through me. I know nobody is going to buy my dog now. Nobody cared about that mutt
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but they swore to not try to mate with each other or anybody else until they had caught the rare tortoise. It turned out to be harder than they thought. The redwoods filtered the
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realize that all work and no play make Jack a dull boy. Lloyd was sure that Jack could really throw the toast over the cuckoo's next. He just didn't know it yet. Lloyd & the Hotel
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Right around 8, almost every day of the week during the Winter months, Rudy tills and hoes and plows and rakes and turns the soil, getting it ready for the Spring and the planting
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But then she realized ¨am I Mr Burns if I said thrice??¨ but that didn´t really matter to her at the time, all she cared about was the fact that she was immortal.
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Then I was rushed to the hospital! it turns out that i just had a PANIC ATTACK but I figured I should jump off a cliff like a lemming but i jumped of like a coward so, iguess no
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hoping to score some tail. Ginger was a sucker for complimants and Det. Manatee was keen to give 'em. Soon enough Ginger found herself at the cinema eating butter coated
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The patient was not making sense anymore. Clearly the sedatives had kicked in. Dr Cutyabuht gave the OK to commence Operation Ass Swap. The first incision went into
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Manny, Prince of Lilliput, and La Verne, Princess of Blefuscu, request your attendance at their wedding reception. The admission fee is $1,000 per person. How many in your party?
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detail my days were all the same. Clean up after the wombats. Help the hamsters figure out zero gravity. It wasn´t the animals as much as the floating around so much.
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"You've a very interesting look about you. Oh look at you getting so suspicious & defensive just because I switched the attention to you." The woman rose to her full 157 cm & spit
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We had to learn Old English for our Physics course. It was taught by Professor Ned. We were helping him decipher the Enochian Keys of Dr. Dee. Professor Ned insists they're quantum
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you a gum stick. This moves you, the more so as the gesture is made while he's bleeding out. "I shot the only person in the world who gives a damn!" Inconsolable, you hold his head
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Then one day, in the market, somebody slipped a copy of Das Energi by Paul Williams into his rucksack. He read the whole book in the dark that night. He met the sun with fires of
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Roger Thesaurus and Charles Atlas were waiting at the loading dock for Encyclopedia Brown to step out for a toke break. As neither worked at Murder Inc., they couldn't go inside.
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I knew the cloud would fall back on me. That gave me motive. Luckily my alibi was easily verified. My chick lived in a high security building with lots of security footage showing