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"Sacrebleu! What in whole wide world of whoppers is so hard in seeing that hooded ostrich needs to get some. These buttered donut remnants are a complete loss," Lulu told Manatee.
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I threw him off and confronted him. "You son of a bitch, Felix. Used CK Obsession against me! You dog damned mangy mutt!" Then I kicked him for good measure. He thought he was Good
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said tauntingly waving my Golden Boy over a bucket of hot water with lots of bleach. Ansel used to be my favorite cousin so knew where all my landmines lay. "It's just a tshirt," I
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Got her tattoo across her shoulders upside down so that you had to be special to read it. Everyone else just saw filigree. A gratuitous one but filigree, nonetheless. She said her
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"Existence is the viability of the idea." The tatooist repeated it to himself several times before saying. "$300 for a basic. $450 with a fade or 3rd color, $500 for both." Helen
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Converting indulgences into ready cash came late as an idea, let alone as practice. One of the reasons for his murder in the cathedral was More's contention, idea before being. In
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The Exploits of Mary, Virgin used to be my favorite show growing up. I stopped really following when I turned 25. By then, her exploits were getting ridiculous. Visits Mexico, conv
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The new Rump Executive Order mandating every Christmas show be balanced by a show about the Virgin Mary. As a tie in, the Rump Department of Education was selling new textbooks fea
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all, to see the world burn. "Former sire, if you don't appreciate my first gift, why should I bother with a second? These people are already burning, even in their Walmart brawls
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Stooped to conquer and lost a shoe. They're going to hold it against me at the trial. I hope they wash it first. I know where it has been. I don't have the shots to throw myself at
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Why did he do that? "Do what?" "Live another 15 years? What was wrong with his original 15 years? Did they cancel each other out? Did he experience the other as an overlay? When he
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That was a load of hockey pucks, thought Fred. I'm 38 years old. I've had a shitload more than just 29 days to live. He put the knife down and lived another 15 years.
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Miss Pigbelly sure was happy that her school commissar from the Trump Department of Education hadn't been monitoring her room when Billy said what he said. She didn't need Homeland
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"Good, good, Billy. Now, your hardest one yet. Who was the wisest man to ever live," Miss Pigbelly asked smugly. "Jesus," Billy answered right away. "Jesus was God, not a man," she
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Donny Dunce usually came up on top because most waiters didn't expect to be tackle by the guy carrying dessert trays. The usual suspect is the silver tongued devil in the tight red
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In 2056, the school lunch system will no longer exist. It was replaced sometime in 2036 by AI Seeing Eye. That year the World Government dictated children were wards of the State.
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Advocating for the law of unintended chicken tenders was once a thing. Don't ask me why or where or if it came in flashy colors and had their label on the back out. I don't know.
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Hulk Hogan had a spleen. That was a problem. He was only supposed to have the one; his own. So, really, he had two spleens. One not his. Wait, possession is 90% of the law. A demon
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Like she could even compare herself to Hulk Hogan. So she started to compare herself to Hulk Hogan. It turned out to be quite easy to compare herself to Hulk Hogan. She didn't know
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Ted was one of those girls that wanted to be a want to be of a want to be Hulk Hogan. She also secretly wanted to be he want to be of the want to be that wanted to be her. Conceit.