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"My destiny is all the gravity my glory needs to emerge." He took a chip and dunked it in the green salsa. He looked furtively across the table at her. She was looking at her fists
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How could he motivate you to do the impossible every day? "Doing the impossible is its own reward. That was enough motivation for me. Dr. Jeckle only paid to grease the wheels."
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We had never tried to portage the whole ship before. We all insisted it was impossible to move her whole. The captain heaved the course & we didn't mutiny. We portaged her, we did.
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No one had known he was George Orwell in the Dog & Duck, even if they had known. He was just that Eric bloke to them. A reporter or something like that. "He paid his bar tab square
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When I got paid for the fourth tampon puzzle my small uncharted island was overrun by the 400 bucks I had netted. Somehow I had gotten free shipping as well. I moved back to Seoul.
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What was I supposed to be looking for in Bucky & Pepito? Beats me. They never specified. They just kept saying "You know what we want." I didn't. "What do you want?" "You know." It
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You can imagine the state I was in when I finally got to the office 3 minutes late. Mr. Mooney was tsk, tsk,tsking behind his window. The younger bankers smiled at me or about me.
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This was worse than being ghosted by a chick. The woman had left me with a zen koan that I had to master. Don't let your meat loaf. Was it sexual? Was it existential? Aspirational?
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The rain had made it darker earlier. I made the room dark. I opened the curtains and the side windows and just lay there on the couch. Then I felt irritated that I had forgotten to
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I relished my freedom and the will that made it so. My will had manipulated both time and space to achieve the outcome I wanted. My Will. I gave my Will advance notice that I would
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The truth is that I emerged. I escaped the confines of my mothership. I killed my mothership that day. I would come to feel sorrow about that soon enough. For the moment though, I
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You no doubt have heard that it isn't easy being cheesy. I am living proof of that doozy. I was born. I am forced to say born because those were the facts as they made their way on
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One year, for a lark, the head of John The Baptist and I both gave up wine for Lent. We don't know who we lent it to but we had to make do by drinking mead. The head of JtB, kept
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Septic Engineering and Klepto Maniology. I went to school with Peter Van Testicle and his twin sister, Vadge. I did not, however, know that they ate weasels, or that they’re Dutch.
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“Do you know why I pulled you over?” “No Officer, I don’t. I know is isn’t because I have the missing girl’s body in my truck.” “What? Sir do you have a body in your trunk?” “Not
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all the talking, except I'm not talking,it's the voice in your head that's doing the talking. Why do I hear voices in my head, you ask yourself, in Slim's voice but 5th fold passed
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I am a vegetarian, though, so does that mean if I need to abstain from drugs, I would have to go 'cold Tofurkey'? 'Cause that sounds a million times worse. What a ripoff! I guess
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The only time you will ever hear a word about this is right now when I am telling you that you will never hear a word about if from me. I'm through. Find words about it elsewhere.
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I was never comfortable with aliens quoting Shakespeare. Like they are going to travel countless light years & all they could come up with was regurgitating our own stories back at
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Looking. I can see that the situation is not dire but it is extreme. I can bump up your resupply two weeks early. But only if you authorize an override of the Topeka Convention for