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Ted used to tell people that he couldn't talk about so and so or whatshername because... And then he'd forge in to talking about so and so or whatshername. The people, of course,
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One of the things that Ted was thankful for today was instant online porn. But then he had to think back on what it took for that to be. The Trail of Tears, Wounded Knee, smallpox,
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summarizing Sum People's summarily suspect position. Sum People's argument, for the most part, was that he should not be penalized because his parents misspelled his name. One Some
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I just got lost in my bedroom. I got cocky. I decided I didn’t need to turn on the lights. I would be walking in a straight line maybe 9 feet. I walked into the armoire that should
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Her fiery bush told me she was a dye in the wool ginger. Being that close, I might have let my eyes linger. I might have. Serves the bush for getting so up in my face without a how
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Across the aisle on the back wall, Vending Machine 17 watched the slot getting worked up until she couldn't hold the jackpot in but she did. Vending Machine 17 had seen some stuff.
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sharks. I didn't care how many Viking kittens or hordes Jimmy Page sent against me. I would hold true to Thelema. "Do what thou wilt." I shouted out as the lead singer of Satyr gal
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He, at least, had been smart. He got the big points all included in the deal. Immortality, eternal youth, immunity from the Topeka Convention, and free rein to leave for the stars.
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Death mocked him back. Death refused to ever come for him again. He didn't care at first. He was immortal. What did Death offer but to take that away? "Don't call me, I'll call you
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But outmocking a mockingbird at her own game and with her own plays arrayed against her, was, at most, a tickled fancy. A ripple of levity. Decades later, after mocking Death, he
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Whore of Babylon fashion came along just as the Impeachment fight was shifting into 3.14th gear. That it was lethal to middle management was strongly denied by a developing peerage
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They all work for me. My name is Charlie. My family are vengeful angels who are waiting for me to give the word. Helter skelter. We'll shake if off when Taylor Swift reveals the
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If Padme was cheating on him with that Asgardian the Force was not giving any indication that Anakin could detect. Even when he went to the Darkside. Then Thor burst into Anakin's
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What the Coreists do to the kids of the convicted is another dig with a knife. In order to not "poison" their futures by being stained by their former parent's conviction, new name
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Funny how my mom only ever remembered to tell me about my father when she was screaming at me about how I was acting exactly like him. I didn't know the man, Prisoner #34283-M167.
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If you go to prison, you come out with a Grammy and Oscar winning album and movie. If you come out with a Grammy and Oscar winning album and movie, you get more problems. If you
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I need to go buy two buckets. Maybe I can use two 13 gallon plastic trash bins instead. It will depend on what I can find for cheap. I'll need at least one lid. The rocket stove is
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Here's an allegory of a Slim named Shady who was living with the heartbreak of psoriasis. There were 4 men, living all together. They rotated being the wife at night.
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Mike really liked how Sam the Butcher delivered the meat home. He rammed it in there and he wasn't one to shy away from a reach around. Mike didn't care for Sam giving tonsil baths
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of growth from a mere acorn nut to a mighty oak. Earth nourished him, and sky sent him water. He grew roots, then sprouted. He was offered a job at a 7-11, but refused on account