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They weren't afraid of looking down. They just didn't do it. She kept them to that. Her words were loaded with missile like intent and you were the target. "Everything is fine."
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manned the Fore. Everything was right in the world because there was a Rudy. People were lucky if they ever heard about a Rudy. Or a Samwise. Or a goonie. Or the hero of Hawkins.
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in their boiling water. They could see how much pleasure their friendship was bringing me and they cringed. Exquisite. Finding friends was getting harder to do. Before 2069, I used
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It used to be about figuring things out, understanding. Now understanding the mundane is beyond us. People in bright colors stand still in front of us and we're entertained.
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"That is the point Prof. Doofus. It matters to everything, not just you. You're just the shadow on the cave wall that gets diminished with the sunrise. Consider, however, if you
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It has been a while since I landed on this page. I blame the palms of people with no life line. I met a phrenologist while rock climbing. A stone fell on her head. It changed her.
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Roseanne Barr, amongst other members of the Moo World Order. The steaks were high, she had some major beef and nothing, nor nobody was going to stand in her way.
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can keep themselves together waiting on a fortunate bout of leprosy,” I told them. “Hope & those toes were all I had. Now you’ve eaten them with a census worker and killed my hope.
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He stood looking South West with a hint of mint tint in flint. I see your butt crack fell off again. Not to be undone by his undoing, I mimicked a slow moving river of that one
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He wept when he thought it was required. He wasn’t always able to know when that was. For now though he was reserving some of that weeping for the waiting room at the dentist. Sour
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EJ Camacho of Space Patrol and former Queen of Mars did her first space duty at Moon Station Alpha. She arrived there a newly minted ensign. She was visiting Moon Station Beta when
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We're too good for that. We should tramp, nay, we should romp in a swamp. We need to show those alligators how we crocodile with a derisive smile. They think embracing our ennui is
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a tempest of dust was coming for Vegas, and flash floods, and locust swarms, yea and other pestilences, for Steve Wynn had conjurers on retainer who employed Solomon's Keys and the
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his uvular display and excused herself from the table, ashamed at how it had so inexplicably turned her on. "Liz, you've got to get a grip," she told her reflection in the mirror.
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played on a well-worn conga drum by a 94 year old Italian man in a beret. He awoke a dusty married man, and she awoke an out-of-breath married Martian. They knew at once that they
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In response the newly elected Alderman for the Shire March, Reverend Guru Swami boddhisattva Schlomo Schmuckatelli said that Ms. Peregrine should explore her nethers for a clue.
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wean the boy from words. Time to remind Kai what size pants he fit in. "Did you have to eviscerate the idea of a Det, Manatee using a Lacanian modality to prove, ipso facto, that a
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shrugged his shoulders. As if to say we'd jumped the mistletoe wearing our greaves again. Jofnir could see that Toromir took offense at his asking for him to hold his beer. The cab
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bragged. His burned forearms said otherwise. He burned them when he reached into the fires, that he had started, to save his infernal Folding Story dissertation from the flames.
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But an eternity I did not have. I had to warn them, had to …. I typed "Despite the negative press covfefe,” and hit send. My captors laughed, not even 180, little did they know