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nurse who came in to adjust his Star Trek IV drip, which had been leaking tribbles all over the floor. "Mama Mia!" exclaimed the nurse, "Ima throw up my meatball sub, and that's no
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his chinchilla like a Polaroid picture. His chinchilla was as crispy as he was. Having been nearer to the rocket launch, it was cooked through. Captain Caveman took a nibble.
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When I answered that I must have nodded off, it felt wrong. I think I went somewhere else. My body was left behind, dumb. That is what I think happened. Take down the target now.
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For my next trick I'm going to turn this loaf of bread into the leap home! He grasped my hand and through time and space we accelerated. We landed in a desolate, purple landscape.
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Vespers. She didn't get far. Well, not as far as that, anyway. We kept some bits for sloppy seconds and thirds. The Boom asked for twenty two sevenths. Noone said pi approximation.
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I feel that I should clarify that last point. Not all mistakes are a bad thing. Some mistakes are your favorite moments. Anna Peale of Queen Anne Hill in Seattle was on her way to
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Dallas's ire rose like a rooster but he held it back. She was too young to understand what love was. That only came with the mistakes that we made. Ivory's bayonet was a wrong one.
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The Zombieland Kill Stadium was unique in that in this stadium, you were the nights entertainment. The mobs marched down into the arena. The gates behind them were on a time lock.
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I was the first in my cohort to get a personal ditto machine. I can still smell it. Microfiche never sparked an interest. Then Xerox entered the picture. The saloon went quiet.
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If that, why are we on this side of that equation? The predicate function has been averted in that case. There can not be a that case. I'll not hear another word about that case.
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Today has been an Atom Heart Mother kind of day. So put it on If. I'm feeling a Seamus coming on. That type of day. It all started with the end of yesterday. It never arrived. We
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No big whoop if I had. I've had much worse days than simply having to squeal like a pig for a trio of Good Ol' Boys in the woods. Being dumb is it's own reward. I was blissfully ig
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When he got let go from his last circus, Amazo The Magician stooped to assassination. He placed an ad in the Sow's Ear. His first client was a middle aged librarian who needed her
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I refused to believe in thin air in Los Angeles. Still, one of the Beautiful People was missing & her Hollywood producer daddy was paying me big lettuce to find her first. Before
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who have student loans try to make their way through the world with all that debt on their back. In the Game of Loans, one either didn't need a load or you died owing. A loud knock
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In the early days of human space travel, the practice developed of promising a return trip if terraforming a new planet didn't turn out to be to your liking. Some colonists feared
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You want a pod that will do the job. You don't want to get to you new home world only to find out that your knock off pod couldn't stand up to the rigors of space travel. Pods by
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Slaying humans wasn’t allowed on weekends but that didn’t faze Bubby Lyle. As the clock reset to 00:00, which made it Saturday, Bubby kept killing; he executed a teenager at 00:13
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What I’m saying is, look, it’s good politics to be bought and paid off by wealthy gangsters, drug pushers, and pornographers. Inside whose pocket did you think I’d climb.
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For the first month or so, I was fine, but then the nightmares began. I would awaken in a cold sweat, and the pungent carbon odor became revolting enough to drive me crazy.