People leave it everywhere they go. That crap shouldn't be there. There's no people supposed to be in here. I'm only a century dead six year old girl & I know that. I found them in

you're the one who'd been wiping their boogers all over our stalls! "No, dude, that wasn't me? Oh, and STRANGER DANGER! STRANGER DANGER! STOP TOUCHING ME PIG!" The guard got fluste

cked his ass, though. "On second thought," he mused while taking another glance at the two ton bear sharpening its claws. "Let's not and say we did." And that was the last time

"WWCD?" he thought, tumbling in slow motion to the floor from the pickle slippage debacle. "What Would Clausen Do?" he repeated. "Ah-ha!" Brilliance had struck. "Snap!"

kept it hidden between the folds of the pancakes or underneath the butter. "Here this," warned the elders to the syrup children. "Only a fool who wants for death trusts Aunt Jemina

oddly jovial this morning, I thought. Especially considering theire recent 'bad news.' Maybe once dead they adopted a fresher, more positive outlook than they had previously

With inflation and the way of the modern world, you can't get much for a dime. 9. It's no longer, "penny for your thoughts," it's a dollar. 10. Your entire life story isn't worth

osed the color of black - or at least, black as we all know it - onto a concrete slab, then stirred in the world's pain and evil with a soupcon of regret and fear. This was BLACK

ght be One of Them, who knows? Answer? The Hoi Polloi know. And your Ilk and Kind are but wee crumbs swept away from the corners of their gluttonous mouths...so take that with

and I never expected much from you E-Series. You've disappointed me in spite of that. You should all try to be more like the M-Series, or the Z-Series. I'd settle for a few more P-

She was a witch. She was dressed up as the Witch from the Holy Grail. She was on her way to the cosplay event that was up the block. We didn't know that. We saw a witch. We ran out

Lisa Simpson & Lucy Van Pelt were roommates at Bishop Berkley. Lisa didn't understand how Lucy was fixated on this guy that she never fucked or even dated. Charlie Brown this & Cha

My blood both froze and boiled in my body! "Who's that?" We are, everything said all at once. "I must have tripped left of Albuquerque because if we're all here, where's here now?"

They offered my $40,000 for my V-card and I said no. I kept my V-card. I never used it. Why should I vote? I get dicked over either way. Now I wish I had taken the 40k. That buys a

The peapod raised her head, lifted her sunglasses and ogled the celery Cabana boy who brought her Mai Tai. The celery could feel her eyes on his stalks. He hated the Oglers.

Every tree that I went to to relieve myself on had already been visited by Basho. He always left a haiku carved into the bark. Big round Mr. Toad/the clouds conspired for Lot/plop

A banana fish is more banana than fish. That never let it stop it from peeling while swimming in a school. One day the school ran up into the shoals around Ghost Island. The banana

pox: "I'm a bearer of the resistant strain of the pathogen. It's dormant now, but If we marry I can't guarantee you won't get it." Bunny said: "Teddy, what counts is your awesome

well done. They look so real that they don't look real, how real that they look. The rental includes data packs for any activity. Adult activities required a subscription package.

When EJ Camacho of Space Patrol had been just been a little girl, she hadn't lived with the stars in her head. She barely noticed the robots around her. She knew they were there.