The city started to take on an ominous tone, like the tabernacle organ you just heard in your mind, only more throatier. It verged on Tibetan chants. Just then a bullet ricocheted

I had to rewrite this one. I didn't like where it went. Talk about a dark forest, I'll wait. I think that I have waited long enough. To continue, the leaflets the government bought

My bones are falling off me. I'm not dead but my bones really are falling apart. They probably name this shit at me, McCandan's Disease. I bet you my father's mother's sister got

-down two-timimng monster that she was. But Megumi's lust for Godzilla went unrequited, for Godzilla had been rendered sterile by the same radiation that had made him gigantic.

grader to ask if he believes you, and if he does, I'll give you a 'Get Out of Hell Free' card." So I told the 2nd grader, but he was skeptical, so Satan came and took me and Gramma

.The film ended with the sneering men assuring the mosquito-bitten girls they'll be o.k. Our principal thundered at the assembly:"Rule #1 for entering any woods: insect repellent!"

I'm ending to think that I set myself up for some nefarious intentions. I'm a Master at self sabetage and I've still got all 3 of my feet & 2 of yours. Not bad for an unmovable ob

I’m close to becoming an unmovable object. I thought I saw an insurrection but it was just someone's shoe. "Honey, who's shoe is this under the bed?"

Well, the guy was hard of hearing and thought the crowd wanted him to do a “barcarole.” Expecting to see a “barrel roll” when instead he broke into song, the infuriated crowd

attitude was strangely calm amid the carnage in the car. But he WAS a pineapple and didn’t usually show emotion. Seeing Lisa’s hacked face, the pineapple thought the perp might be

I bet too many are not going to remember short hand or ditto. Who remembers Zip drives? We didn't have r/watchpeopledie so we watched our gore at school assemblies followed by ice

I was a svelte William Conrad at home in my bachelor pad home office. Al Green was asking us to get it on. My secretary was there taking dictation. Her short hand was to die for.

I explained to Houston the issue, They went back and consulted the material tests. "EV17, we think we might've found the issue. When was the last time you lactated?""WTF Houston?"

impersonator explained, "is that I charge by the hour." "But my son demanded that Gregory Guildmas come to his birthday! And the real one's been dead for 50 years," the lady cried.

it and I wished I'd taken the opportunity to have a peek before I passed it on. The crying woman scribbled hastily on the back of her boarding pass and addressed it to B37.

hello bye.

lab tech frowned upon my methods. I removed the peanut butter from the Reese's monkey's honeypot, weighted it, tagged it, & sent it off for analysis. The Reese's Pieces people came

The Eternal Return we're always living in gave it another pass. There was nothing but to do but to huff it out of bounds. That meant crossing the No Man Zone with my skin intact.

Quate got a brain & a face but his head was on backorder. He had to make do with what he had. His condition got him out of going to school. This allowed him to learn. He also skipp

Chongo Pelacas once told me that the wise man doesn't look at the explosion, he looks at the puppetmaster. I thought we were talking about crayons so I didn't have a response to