My sausage like fingers coupled with my nemesis, autocorrect, had burned me again. I swore again that would be the last time. I was so earnest that my tongue forked lightning!

“How come you don’t like vacuuming with Mally,” Deidra asked Presumption Tolkienopulus. “Because” was her answer. That seemed reasonable to Deidra. She activated the Mally & presu

Capricorn One-ing of the famous Philly moment. I could see the Star Chamber's reasoning. If Rocky didn't run up those steps in that 80s video, then who shot the Grassy Knoll?

and, he, the Monster of the Hypotenuse, was obtuse of meaning but they would make it work for the sake of the 3 realms & 1 astral plane. The posted a koan with a mudra which he

they landed smack dab in front of a seedy-looking deli on the south side of Mars. "Marvin's Grinders-n-More" was just a stone's throw from the Syria Planum. McPerla & El Chango ate

But the supervisor remained skeptical. Our crew chief Joe said, "These are the pictures. Alien pods. Excellent pods. I can hear them now." Finally the supe put his ear to the floor

"I'd fire you, but I want you to suffer. I know you're tempted to say it's temples all the way down, but a kroton beam would slice the planet in half, then we could get to the core

him change for a dollar after he'd pressed her coin return button repeatedly. Seeing it again almost brought back those memories I had lost when I was aboard the mothership. Almost

I saw the curtain fall on me but forgot it immediately. I only saw what they told me I saw or did to see it done. That is when I saw McPerla mixing it up with the locals in a dive

Back at your cubicle at work, on the 13th floor of the Mucous Building but better known as the Home Office of the 1stt Galactic Bank of Titan, you're up to your ass in TPS Reports.

ne with a feathery "Why" from the lips of a faerie princess. "What do you mean faerie Princess? Why are you so sad? Please don't be so sad..." but you can't finish because you're

I contacted her to offer to buy the schmuck's junk. Turned out others had hated the guy as much as me and the bid on his balls was already topping 20,003 dollops With FREE SHIPPING

Grendl looked at his brother looking at the glass case containing the widow Regina Vanderbilt's dentures without taking his owns eyes off the case. Only one of them could have her.

spun was eclectic, inclusive, & most of all, incisive to the aforementioned savvy listener. It was music that engaged the mind, the body & for many, the soul. Urban Hayes, Radiogod

Then the final shift happens & Down was on top now. Down was Up, White was Black, 42 was still the answer but it had gotten a new paint scheme which the consensus is he is rocking.

I hear you asking how, if I forgot her, was I able to tell you the story of my forgetting her. I can only point out the dying horses in slo mo over there behind the middens. Trod

walked into the thin air they had at that time of year in Vermont & that was that. Not only did I not know her, I didn't know I should have. The tin of maple syrup was just that,

For those new to the game, let me make clear that anything that I right any wrong, I like to sit back with a chilled glass of ASSWIPE bottled water. Obviously, outside the bottle.

finishing school where they were polished, sometimes spit shined where it was appropriate and always in the presence of two or more Jesters. Turmoil erupted when a buffoon tried to

El Pato Elado was entering the lobby of the Galactic 1ST Bank of Titan carrying a 5 gallon bottle of ASSWIPE branded purified water when his credentials didn't pass muster & he was