"I'M THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO'S ACTUALLY SANE!" I harangued the orderlies, struggling with my straitjacket. They wiped froth from my mouth & nodded soothingly. But it's true! right? I

Grandma hollered so loud that Booby stopped singing in mid-sentence. It took 3 mall cops to restrain Grandma, who it seems hadn't overcome her alcohilism as much as she let on. Boo

The road sign said BOATING CABINS. Boating cabins? That sounds different & stupid. But I was bored so I told Buddha, "What a cumbersome pair. Let's go see a cabin boating." She shr

It is a little known fact that General George Armstrong Custer, the time traveling robot mercenary from the past/future, sang backup on The Curtain by the Periwinkle Ramona. He was

The Periwinkle Ramona were filming their live set from inside the melted core at Three Mile Island. They were the 1st band allowed to so. Nikki Mason, the drummer, signaled Daphne,

The Periwinkle Ramona were in the studio. They were working on their 3rd album, Moon Rise in the Dark, without their lead lead singer, Liv Barrett. Dolores & Regina Mudd, the bass

quickly and fall into the liquified Black Hole moat surrounding the ring. Still, Space Baby was one of the greatest arena fighters of his time, solely because he was too cute to fi

the most azure of the periwinkles and various & diverse malapropisms based on an arcane Magical operation whispered to be the grooviest shindig this side of The Miracle Mile.

fit, in spite of repeated attempts. Furthermore, it was also the source of the shit in the cesspool. Which he soon discovered was a bad idea & the wrong place to be standing. A st

Get past the East German Women's Overt Covertness Team. They tipped the scales with a heavy heavy thumb that always seemed capricious just to add to people's burdens. As if that wa

Where else but at Omars could you look up to find you're eating the same asshole that your favorite middle school heroine, Stella Mentella-Alacran is eating as well. When you try

I had to take a view on behalf of the semidimensional protuberance that passed for my oversized tumescence. My lady guests enjoyed the social intercourse such orgies afforded them.

Like Eliza Doolittleorless, selling flowers on the street where the trollops slung their wares into the wind to attract a sudden stampede of horny prospectors, Indian Agents

Many don't see that they angry; they only see the justification to be angry. I looked like a boogabalu?! I never. & in those days the default was to believe her unless she was poor

Box with some great sounding albums i think i have heard in my life. Except one. It sounded creepy and bizzare. It sounded like screaming and crashes.

I can neither confirm nor deny that I am the author of this fold. I don't want the hassles of being its parent. In some sense I don't understand, I do understand him. I'm willing.

i suddenly feel that I might not have made it as less opaque that I meant CIA, et al, covert operations and Black Sites. That is what I meant. Secret prisons & torture chambers.

They have to meet or exceed certain standards to qualify for the No Such Agency's black development financing. Loading a backdoor was Priorty: YESTERDAY DUMBFUCK!

There is a kidney or maybe a spleen floating in the roundabout's water feature. Aquaman somewhere off the coast of Hercule's Shoulders rendering aid while wearing registered float

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