It was the Wedding Ring. The Groom finally found it after searching the beach with a metal detector.

having sex with the motor of the motor vehicle

my boss needs all the seats, because I'm pissed off at my Mother.

, and her man treats her with respect, like a Royal Highness. Mick holds doors open for her... pulls her seat out, even pays or the meal, and knows exactly what to do when hugs ar

get up, and give up all of the F***ing seats on the Bus, for his Fat Butt to sit in. My Boss was such a greedy, selfish asshole, that I hit him so hard, teeth went flying.

Little did he know, Ali left some, "Free Presents," in the Fridge, which were Farts trapped forever in the seams of the fridge itself. Not only did it smell to High Heaven, but t

God came by at that second, and with the help of Saint Anthony, my Hamster was brought back.

However, the Nutrinos left nasty Nutrophils buried deep withing the Hydrovents of the Aphotic Zone, in so, Cloud 9 will have to wait, until

the voluminous silouette. So I followed the Puffy Pantalooneers around with my head hung in slight shame. I hoped no one would notice how I didn't fit in. My jeggings were embarras

daredevil of a man approached with a smirk on his face. "you think you know ABBA?" he challenged, "I toured with them hauling gear for 6 years and I have stories." The gnats looked

chose my gin joint to walk in on. This is my court room woman get thee behind me." He said as he did the ritual movements with his hands and feet. Finish it off with a little arch

as much when they said, "we irritated that you didn't get it. You're not the right person for the position enjoy the rest of you petty life." Shampoo wasn't worth it. I picked up

Suddenly, I was rough handled and I found myself on the floor with a unicorn's hoof across my chest pinning me down to the floor. We were surrounded by the Unicorn King's Court. I

hand. The baby dragon growled and blew fire all over Luigi. He let out a high-pitched scream and jumped into the bathtub, creating a tsunami of water to cover everything in the....

his car. So, he opened up the driver side door and rolled out while doing 60 in a school zone. He knocked over a gaggle of preschoolers in a triangle formation before landing in

Did it seem too..out there? maybe a exaggeration? No no, this was perfect. This would bring attention to April, negative attention, that is.

someone had shut a door below them. They both crept down the stairs towards the noise, she came around the corner and saw

Nathaniel looked out upon the arid plains. It laid untouched, skeletons from a past war scattered in varying degrees of completeness. All he was looking for was his father's corpse

Then in a moment of uncertainty she felt like she had missed whatever she had been waiting for in the grotto. She was fragrant yet mystical. She was Nike in plumage. Happenstance

Who even buys those? Not metal manufacturers, surely those are automated in some way. And there's surely no restaurants that use industrial sponges. Still, I was selling a meager