said aloud. A run-of-the-mill tabby cat came sauntering out from the shadows of the trees, its amber eyes fixed on hers. "Yes, I'm a talking cat," it mewed. "Are you stupid?"

put a single bullet in each of her enemies' skulls. She blew the smoke away from the end of her weapon and safely re-holstered it. With a sigh, the Genie queen dialled her cleaners

your musical instruments if you play them with your feet. Greg 'Jazz-Toes' Jones found this out the hard way when he filed a claim for his slightly wonky trumpet.

top was buying from the second-hand store. You recall that the doll had dark hair and a tacky, bright yellow dress. The man cradled the Barbie as if it were his first-born child.

advantage of her lack of resistance & duct-taped her eyes shut & then duct-taped her hands behind her back & then I let my lust take flight by whispering in her ear: nutmeg, figs &

Securing a parking place within city limits is more improbable than finding a fortune in gold doubloons inside your backyard septic tank...still, with a little luck and a lot of

When I get old, I am going to be President of the United States. That means I have 60 years to learn how to lie and cheat and scam my way to the top without ever having done anythi

You didn't want to get Aunt Flo started about the parking at the park after dark. She'll wind up telling her story about the dairy farmer who sued gravity for what it was doing to

Which means, of course, that even if they didn't know before, THEY KNOW IT NOW! But here is the kicker. Even if they know it, they still fall for it. Every fucking time. They just

This was where the boring was going to start. Remember now, they don't know that he intends to bore them to death. EVEN WHEN HE TELLS THEM THAT THEY DON'T KNOW THAT VERY THING.

Third of Sons of Men, are One. The brain frames the explanation. Couches it in words that have us sitting comfortably but dying on our death bed as it was meant to be over There.

The experiment, supposedly, would involve following the 1st folds of each story. The trick was to see each 1st fold as part of the story being told in the last 1st fold we read and

Riff Raff had taken my magenta jewels to Columbia, who threw them into the meatloaf & hot patooties. This left me with a scratch with no itch, itching to scratch the itch it didn't

"But you don't have to take my word on it. You can ask the man himself. That is him over there sitting on that last bench," the tour guide told them pointing down the Hallway of He

practice your nightmares on your own time, not on mine. I also don't appreciate being the bad guy in your nightmares," said the teacher to Luna who recognized this wasn't the kitch

this Pmurt guy was real. This is what must have happened to the red pill people. They bought the whole act and now we've got a national emergency because of dementia genronticus.

statue of headless women that said I could quit if I wanted to. Which I did & so I did. Now my record really was blemished, smeared and caked on Clearasil and all. That blockhead!

Then that opportunity turns out to be another mirage & you"ve just gone bust. Now you are living in your Mini Cooper because you lost the houses & Karen took the kids & left you.

I saw Obtuse and did a double take. The last I heard she was in Mykonos, in from out in the cold. Obtuse didn't recognize me but she knew that she knew me. My surprise must have

I'm the guy that chose for some reason to followup after that fellow. Call me a glutton for clarity and I'll sell you your mother's secret dong; not the ones you know about. The NE