him with merely an eye missing and a promise not to tell. God, eating your friends is bad enough, but when its your boss, its a bit harder to explain to co-workers the next day.

Marcus, was going through a really hard stormy waves as he passes the ocean but even so, his blue eyes was so shinny with passion as he cross the ocean with a really big smile!

check in with our labs right now!" Fabulosity.yow's leading scientist in charge of the experiments, Dr. Moodle, had exciting news:"I invented a person who can go eight days without

like-a we need-a ..." Frankie's eyes had dried to some extent. "Like we need a knife in the heart? What the hell is it with this dago act of yours? To hell with you, Don Fatass." A

A suffering young guy comes toward me, but I had stopped keeping cash on my person long ago. "No, not that," he says. "This CRISPR11 is rough and I don't know if or who or what

"Tell me about it! I used to think I was Vanessa C36 (no relation to that corporatist Conquest afaik) but how are we to navigate our own self-conceptions let alone the world around

, "Well my students of the hour, what have you to say regarding the proposition that Talk Talk's album 'Laughing Stock' is a rather fantastic album?" It was a long shot, but Teach

"Begemot, is that you? Bulgakov, do you have something to do with this? @Borya23 looked down the empty avenues where people dared not take a breath or say a word, but what could

moose antlers aren't to your taste." Jared pulled the canvas from the wall and held it close to his chest, where Erika couldn't see it. "Don't be so dramatic," she said. "It's not

"Hello, Agramilekh," he said, fondly stroking the raven's glossy feathers. Agramilekh cawed, a sharp, baleful sound, and took off into the sky. He looped around the tower and then

said aloud. A run-of-the-mill tabby cat came sauntering out from the shadows of the trees, its amber eyes fixed on hers. "Yes, I'm a talking cat," it mewed. "Are you stupid?"

put a single bullet in each of her enemies' skulls. She blew the smoke away from the end of her weapon and safely re-holstered it. With a sigh, the Genie queen dialled her cleaners

your musical instruments if you play them with your feet. Greg 'Jazz-Toes' Jones found this out the hard way when he filed a claim for his slightly wonky trumpet.

top was buying from the second-hand store. You recall that the doll had dark hair and a tacky, bright yellow dress. The man cradled the Barbie as if it were his first-born child.

advantage of her lack of resistance & duct-taped her eyes shut & then duct-taped her hands behind her back & then I let my lust take flight by whispering in her ear: nutmeg, figs &

Securing a parking place within city limits is more improbable than finding a fortune in gold doubloons inside your backyard septic tank...still, with a little luck and a lot of

When I get old, I am going to be President of the United States. That means I have 60 years to learn how to lie and cheat and scam my way to the top without ever having done anythi

You didn't want to get Aunt Flo started about the parking at the park after dark. She'll wind up telling her story about the dairy farmer who sued gravity for what it was doing to

Which means, of course, that even if they didn't know before, THEY KNOW IT NOW! But here is the kicker. Even if they know it, they still fall for it. Every fucking time. They just

This was where the boring was going to start. Remember now, they don't know that he intends to bore them to death. EVEN WHEN HE TELLS THEM THAT THEY DON'T KNOW THAT VERY THING.