a stranger in the eye, and thus in this age of ocular verification, i was veritably unverifiable. But i think this is my opportunity to navigate other avenues. Perhaps now is the

Flippin' trix never caught his ire, so who was i to spend a worry. It was all just hype anyway. The presidency is on par in valor with the bachelorette and the x-factor. With all

y algunos oirán, mientras menos escuchen. Los corazones están rotos, en toda la distancia.

"a stuck treat is not yours to seek" said the second monk. Vending Machine 17 pretended to understand than begged his leave to seek more obtuse council. In an alley not far away

let anyone else scorch its bottom. It was hard up here, out here, over here...whatever. he likened himself to those train hopping crusts in the early 20teens. always had a spoon on

was best avoided, lest i look confused. And that there was the knowledge i truly craved. Who to avoid. The amount of time we all waste on assholes is nauseating. To what end!?!?!?!

on. So I did, they did, and I'm going to go do it again the next time I incarnate; which I hope is soon. I miss watching One Day At A Time, the one with McKenzie. Humanity is messy

While u bribe your way to the top of the mountain by sticking your fangs into the human fountain I’ll Smile and grin at the rednecks on the ground Pick up my hammer & sickle

when my Gaggle phone started ringing. It was her, still whispering something about "rock steady" and a "pi on the sill". Her phone booth slid into the front library & I went after

nted his portrait. And he's had quite a few talentless hacks paint his portraits over the years." Dickens looked amused, "Well, Carl, that Pip must have a lot of self-restraint."

It's a pretty difficult to understand voice, let me tell you. One tongue is the perfect amount to have in your mouth, but my mutant, multi-tongued friend spoke in an incomprehensib

so. My boss had a nasty habit of firing grieving folks. "A sad employee is a bad employee," he always said. So now here I was, with neither family nor job. At wit's end, I decided

her curb her chthonic tendencies. She looked for a grounding point. She saw one and pointed it out to Rowan in the black water. She raised another spiral over the grounding point.

in the soil like a boll weevil in Speedos. I think you know what I mean. Where you don't feel welcome in your own home. You live alone but, you know, sometimes you let people in to

I saw Whathisface walking around the corner pointing something out to somebody on his phone. I hadn't known Whathisface was back. I did the math & time for good behavior must've

Chief Inspector Narwhal sat up in her seat as if she had come to a decision. He pointed at Timkins, opened his mouth, had second thoughts, and shut her mouth. She gestured at Sasha

vague. They didn't know how many they were and they were they! Some argued that that put their heritage in more peril because they might steal it and not know that they did it. Why

In 1924, in Winterhaven Texas, Sheila Higgins had to walk a long way to find a crossroads at midnight. She managed it thanks to a bright moon, a clear night, & a "borrowed" watch.

And we'll transcribe everything into the Indian Musical Scale and eat it in a Sun sandwich. Or Lance will. It is nobody's choice. The 17 things WE WILL NOT DO will be to list them.

that was following me home. First of all, it didn't look like a darkness. It looked like a cute 2nd grader wearing a red bowtie. Then, it was strange that he was following me into