The astrotech looked at the offer the psychic was offering. Word on the street was that this guy, this XO-55, wasn't even a guy but an alien or something infernal. The word demon m

Don't pull your bullshit on me on this. We're killing those people live on all media. We're not hiding who we are or what we stand for. One genocide deserves another. Art calls for

Axruel. That's him over there looking at the records. Looks like the Death Listings. He'll play it in a bit. That is what I pay him for. Only that. Nothing else. Nothing, untoward.

reminded me of my favorite snack, pretzel rods (not really into sweets). Maybe Squee was chatting her up but I'm not sure because my perception changed and our gravity wells drew u

Vanessa Conquest, CEO of the Chalmers Noodle Empire, had great aspirations for the people of Earth, but was dismayed to find she was descended from John Dee's cousin Micky. Even so

Despite my usual ability to enjoy grief, bitterness, and despair as flavors from the smorgasbord of life, this exsanguination of my creative impulses left me a hapless husk in the

I have always known that I was going to drown. The other day while waterboarding myself, I stopped to wonder "what if I mess up and end up drowning myself". My time in the Navy was

for the strikers is, strictly speaking, still a stake. But a stake means you've got skin in the game and management needs to recognize that. Pay scales should reflect the value of

I looked over the offerings. They should've all been burnt. None of it fit for the riff raff. There was one princess but she had other priorities. She was the only one of interest.

(Theme song) Gasper, the spooky ghost/ The spookiest ghost of all/ Though grownups might look at him and shite/ the children think he's a ball. He always says "Glee-ah" and he's

As soon as I'd seen her, I was starstruck. "Candy" Who gives a girl a name like that? I thought everything about her was perfect. That she'd make me forget. Little did I know...

"No," I answered. After a moment of confusion, they elaborated. "Surely you've got hair IN your nose, right? None of that's ever been long enough to poke out a little bit?"

"Now there's a name I haven't heard in a long time," Luke Dirtslider said to his roid, Poppa da Butt. "TWA," asked Baroness Playa while shining her buns. "No, The Pope. We've so m

"I'm a star but I am also a big phony," said somebody that none of us had ever heard of from somewhere that we can't get there from here. Right after she said that the paparazzi

taking turns on my girlfriend I now consider her an ex-girlfriend after how chummy she's become with our kidnappers. She's even cooking for them. She never cooked for me. It took

Mostly because I'm chuckling to myself over the "69". 69 is nice but I like 77 because you get 8 more. Besides finding out that I was better looking, treading water, & not as dumb

Yeah, you must be talking about Sly Orca. They really know how to whale. I used to do their zine back in the day. Then they went after the money and went pop. They forgot the sea.

managed to keep things between them copacetic, to the benefit of all their larders. Carmine looked over at them from across the bar. Ned & Alfonse were drinking out of human skulls

Bruce was vigorously irrigating the back alley when a surprise small death shuddered through his body and made it's escape from the mouth of his unlooked for O face. The improper

"Have you heard that Gonzo carries the deadly ape virus?" the orangutan whispered. Cheryl stopped necking with Gonzo long enough to ask if this was true, but Gonzo denied