the occasional spilled drug. A roll in the hay is self evident. A screw, on the other hand, is a slow spiral to a satisfying stop, even more so with a guide hole. My paper was

I threw it with my voice and I shouted flame into the countryside. Pastoral scenes ignited to a chorus of agonized screams. I leaped, wind filling my wings, and eclipsed the sun.

deceased monster with a pulsing crimson apple heart. The cries "I'm free! I'm free!" echoed in Amy's ears. Her eyes glittered the stars above until the crows finished their feast.

Perhaps Honor banged Courtesy's wife, Justice screwed Courage? Such Towering Virtues don't senescence; the conflagrate. Time is forgetful and will remember such Ages once more.

I had while my enlightenment at the casino, in love with a roulette table operator. My pockets were bottomless, only to gaze into those eyes. Now I'm missing a kneecap and am

dog won't hunt and the boys so dumb he couldn't pour water out a boot if the instructions were written on the heel. Just gone load up the wagon and don't worry if the mule is blind

desperately, hoping to get run over, for it had always been my greatest desire to die by unicycle collision.

existed in multiple dimensions phasing to and fro from eventuality to eventuality. Jslie34 knew every outcome. Jslie34 new every person that ever was and ever could be. Jslie34

was solved. Enough about dysentery, more about dynasty. Inside Teken's veins, dramas played, of amoebic ambition, cunning betrayal, and shocking brutality. When the corpse cooled,

relativistic trajectory to Mars! Prius impacted, upgrades initializing. She dissembled, and within minutes was a vast automated city. Civilization came in trickles, at first.

everyone was a peter one way or another, and reality was merely, hugely a single point in, of existence with delusions of multiplicity, a point which came and went at its whim.

Now that’s covered, time to find something for my face. I got another ski mask and pillaged my contacts list for all favors owed.The plan was fully formed. Prom was SO ruined, omg.

this beacon of hope and they were stingy with who they let into it. The Candle of Amenhopep IV was a totally concocted legend that somehow came true. The Candle Sickness is on me!

having to do your tax this weekend?" I asked, smiling. God I hope they didn't want me to actually do that, do you have any idea how much it costs to have a clown suit dry cleaned?

a multitude of hungry and disillusioned diners. Propecia's dinner date didn't like crowds, so he left Propecia to hold their place in the line while he popped off to do a spot of

Languidly drawing a puff from his cigar and turning the page of the paper in his hands "That's nice dear" my incredibly rich and even more incredibly boring husband murmured. Rage.

How about Me 3: This time it's Personnel. I don't know the difference between the Personnel Department & Human Resources but I've been called down to Personnel, down in Dungeon 13.

I doubted myself about sway. I went with reign instead. Sway was right. I will never have that back. The toes I stepped on. The nipples I pinched. The peggings I took to get here.

I couldn't find my glasses. I remember putting them down on the corner of the table. I looked everywhere but there. I finally found them there where I had left them. 9 minutes of p

the king's ladyboys & whores couldn't have programmed the failure's you've shown today,' quacked the daffy duck at the hunter who was busy reloading his gun. "Show me your hunting