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becareful not to leave out a cherry pie on your open window or Pineapple daiquiri on your stoop. It invites this would be killer into
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China which was advertised on Tiktok and illicit synthetics also were pumped into the market from Naples. People unknowingly were served Human cheese in burgers and cheesecakes
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or, a less subtle approach. I increased my gait almost comically to take a large stride. My legs continued to sweat and my rectal wad still moments to explode. Not in the elevator
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Americans into there hybridded death traps and lock them in their cars on the way to work. Once trapped, every American would die. Unless Secret Agency Secebut stopped him.
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Not knowing who I was affected every aspect of my life and my lunch. The table stared at me as the waiter repeated, "Macaroni Al Pastor or Mushroom risotto." I stood up and yelled.
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Illy stuff that they were doing was not helping. She sat amused in her bed until she realized that she needed to preform triple bypass surgery on the Lawyer Astronaut President.
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looked at the mirror on the medicine cabinet. Sure enough, her reflection showed a hellish landscape behind her. She turned around to check but it was only the bathroom. Demons are
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with Britain's Got Talent was moved and said "With a rendition like that, you'll never need to drive a lorry again." whipping away a tear. The trucker's Brother got on stage with
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to be bought and sold like a commodity to be consumed raw. The two were shining examples of politicians. As they debated on stage in front of the dogmatized mass, they flip flopped
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Ignorance couldn't justify their suffering. They confronted their neglectful mother, their sorrow deeper than the freshly dug graves.
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The clown at my door yesterday wasn't just a clown. It was my ex.
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"Let's try a different role playing game." I suggested " I need to change." I left her in her tattered princess costume and decided to change into something more dominatrix for me
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"When the tornado hit," I recounted "I was able to survive by getting into my Fiat 500 and driving." Most people found it hard to believe but I didn't want to out drive the tornado
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from selling and baking. Though he loved Betty Crocker, his reading ability was that of a child. And followed the instruction of Dr. Seuss's Green Eggs and Ham. He had trouble and
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Though, he thought he was in private, he noticed he was being watched. Removing his arm from his mouth, blood dripping. He decided to make his first move. He walked over to..
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The next, they were hiding in a bouncy house. The Overlord and his team would not give me a straight answer. So I decided the only solution was 7 pizzas, 3 2 liter sodas, 24 wings
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he lost control of his POS race car and rolled it up into the stands. He and Eddy celebrated secretly that their nemesis and competitor had died tragically. Or so they thought
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started the embalming process. It was often painful but the removing of organs and chemicals eventually killed the source of pain. Brad enjoyed his unsolicited work.
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I'm so glad I left the castle of the dead! But my luck ran out as well as my gas, along the highway as the senior citizens were heading to the Castle of the Dead. I got stuck with
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I left the party because Kesha had not arrived. Really, it was not a party. The party hadn't started because she had not walked in. As I was leaving,