"Horatio Horny Blower" About a Semen Captian, "There Will Be Sperm" About a very angry sperm donor center owner and my favorite

and large sharp claws, that can slice through thick skin like a hot knife through velveeta! I am not that cowardly cousing of mine from OZ. Nope, nope, nope

Yoga move. She climbed onto the roof of the building and stretched her flimsy legs across the panels. They were weak and old like her and soon fell apart. She fell 2 stories down!

They left behind a trail of shadows as they raced across the leafy path. The wind blowing through the tree forest halls, and they were wolves, king of the woods, Wise and knowing.

Tom Thumbdrive, 2217: in 2017 they were still using electronics for what I guess was their crude attempt at the vapor, but they called it the internet. Using his playlist from tha

I wonder if the Nazarene saw this night that night. Me, on a Thursday, eating a salami and cheese sandwich with horseradish sauce on week old wheat bread and listening to sorrows.

The deeper and deeper you go into things the more compelling becomes the question of more. It does not matter that we're talking about eternities, you want eternities on top of ete

Every generation's established music and movies and art becomes ancient and archaic, what's left behind are memories of a time riddled with cobwebs and those people soon forgotten.

best coffee and chocolate doughnuts could be found, where we stopped on the way to the office and sometimes after work. I'm bouncing off the walls from all the caffeine and sugar

, "My meat is perfect just as it is!" Mary, Martha, and Jebediah tried to reason with him. "Hear us out!" Mary pleaded, "Adding one thick slice to your Lit'l Wiener will taste good

The kid and the Doctor put their hands up only for the French foreign legion to show up and save them both. "You see I used to be a member of the French foreign legion and they

Woab loved ugly fish and carefully slipped a few in her petty coat for a future fold that might need something laughable and slightly fishy. Futique paid no attention as always to

Bangtan Boys that prepared to fire the little pellets that so small could hurt so bad. Jimin caught a pinecone and launched it straight at the enemy team - headshot.

broke his hoof. "Great!" cried Comet, "Rudolph...excuse me...Rudolf, the Russian reindeer, is hurt...bigly!" A hush came across the usually festive stable. "Don't you mean, big lea

It was as if something, or someone, had control of the students and faculty; as if they were zombies--looked like, and to a certain extent, behaved like the real people-but they

in the park, it could've been the 17th of July. Charity was full of it, Clarity wasn't nearly as clear as Joy was joyful. They crashed their hoverbikes into a man selling ice cream

"Bless me my father for I have sinned.My love of basball has caused me to put the ball into the glove when no one is looking," Officer McGillicutty replied to Officer McGillicutty.

That's when Senior Froglegs showed up in his geek tech gear. And in a fit of flying fingers and computing know how his tracked down the information clog, freeing all the secrets.

chanting "Onward with our journey, finding flowers for our Bernie!" They continued this until reaching a sign "Roger's blood-red roses - 10 miles"

He frenziedly sketched images of fallout shelters, wastelands, emaciated survivors, ravage, plunder. These were his notes on what the librarian was reading aloud- Ramona & Beezus.