The American Restoration was a period between just after the 2nd Trump War and lasted until the 2nd generation Colony Ship launchings in 2103 under the Franken Regime. Some hold

Twenty three years after the cessation of hostilities throughout the former United States else, Alvarez, Texas continued their fight against the Trumpets and the Trumpet collaborat

In Stripes we had the Aunt Jemima Treatment. In Bachelor Party we had the rotating egg beater. In Tie Me Up, Tie Me Down we have miniature SCUBA divers. What hasn't been there?

having to ask my son and his good-fer-nothin' wife and kids to help with it. Darn PC's been a the fritz ever since ah downloaded that quilting app. Heck how was ah supposed to know

I went to see The Thirteenth Messiah today. Or, I was going to until I remembered you people are still waiting for the 2nd one. I remembered when the 13th brother of Jesus's Netfli

was laced with lacy underwear stolen from some granny. "whose underwear is under this lid." "The granny panties are from your granny!" Satan laughed. "Deal with it!"

crisis. What happened to Tom Tom? He currently battles kleptomania. We have created a society of child stars struggling with imbalances in the expectations fame and responsiblities

asunder, only to discover No-one was wearing panties that day. Suddenly, the tutu lost its charm for me. "Oh, no, you don't!" No-one protested. But my hand was already reaching for

scary thought struck Jane; this was her boss's pillow, & it was now saturated by her snot! Sure enough, her gorgeous boss stuck his head into the room: "Can I have the pillow back?

age of King Arthur and Burger King. or was that King Longshanks. I don't know I'm just the last white pawn on the chess board trying to get across to retrieve the queen.

I felt heroic! I started my day by tweeting all my awesome feats. Who knew that the man I'd saved was really a triple agent working for the legion of pirates. One follower tried to

Baskerville Turtles tend to get shell shocked though and soon only the mouse patrol was left to lead on the cause. "To the Cheese," they shouted charging the pantry.

I grew up a military brat. I seen all of Europe 29 of the 50 states & visited Mexico & Canada. I speak French fluently. All True! Keep it real folks that's the name of the game!

They never gave up on cake either. So when their metaphorical backsides started spreading along the booth benches of life, rainbow flakes, although useful, proved ineffective agai

and expose your soul to a random stranger, (7) go to the beach or if land locked the neighbor child's sandbox (8) have a bonfire with your junk mail (9) sing karaoke in the shower

The cats safely locked in the sub-dungeon dungeon. The feline hating king of stupidity suffered the worst rat infestation ever. They even came by night and ate his hating face off.

lay a giant alligator. "Mr. Thompson!" Bobby exclaimed. "I thought you had died all those years ago." "No," Mr. Thompson told Bobby. I was flushed down the toilet by your mum."

In his angst, Twinkletoes willed his little toe to dim for a sec & then relight. His armed escort was now unable to move, & cried: "Knave! You ARE a wizard!" "And a FREE one!" said

Tough men became large men in spandex and more protection than a WHO doctor with a aids carrying Somalian prostitute. Rugby is still guts and glory American Football is is fanny sp

At the end of February I am so sweeted out that Easter seems kind of forced. I can't wait to get to the summer when the fare of the day is savory. Burgers, Fries and good old BBQ c