ied us and agreed to letting us take a slice each but no more. I ate mine in a salad. A friend of mine made guacamole. The avocado felt it was the ripe thing to do

is the moose that successfully ruts on another moose' front porch and breaks the swing. Then the losers have to throw a baby shower for the winning mooses. This can be very expensi

Queen of the Mascara gig. Queen wasn't good enough for Amy. Amy wanted to be The Goddess of Glitz, the Hera of Hairdos, the Kali of Cosmetics, the She-Hulk of Shoes. Nothing would

I plunk down to rest on what seems to be a leather sofa, but my hand happens to rest on what feels like a face. I am sitting on the corpse! I leap up and and brush furiously at my

But for right now she appeared to be a baby, crawling down Fifth Avenue. The people around her were too absorbed in themselves to notice a baby all alone, dressed in rompers,

-ellish maw from which they emitted. BEEP! And all those nasty things her mom said were gone. She didn't even remember what they were, any more. There was no Mom. She was like a

I'll go with triangle. Triangle is a nice shape. It is also a nice musical instrument. A love triangle is not so good, though. Can I say circle, instead? Circle of life,

from his lips. "...and after that," Jeb continued," he goes into a subdued coughing fit that goes on and on. So where do I get the address of this parrot's previous owner?"

Obviously he was having some sort of reaction that made his tongue swell. I stabbed him in the thigh with my overpriced EpiPen and waited for a more intelligible sentence from him.

could wait. She was not about to disturb a gentleman's coffee. She could never live down a faux pas like that. Nor would she want to. As a Naval Officer she would have to suicide.

to do some screaming in the not quite middle of the night. Weasel and Amy hated that yoke. Was it oak? Worked in magick no doubt. And her, grand-daughter of the Moon. Always the

and Third Sister said I was becoming a Wuman woman. I told her I thought she was being cruel and should sleep with a rat, again. Tyin chuckled about that from behind the laundry

4% of lost remotes can be found in the fridge.

Is this the beginning of the crossover show? The one where Custer has a run in with The Original Time Traveling Party Planners and this new squad. I love original name but Muze wor

Hello, what? Is somebody out there offering us Do Overs or simply Option On Demand? If the latter, yes, I would prefer to lose the airbag and have a real election. If the former,

for instance, most of my family are fans of The Time Traveling Party Planners and another most of them are also fans of Custer. It began when Qwpse suggested a crossover show where

Yet, in all of that, all she needed was her two best friends, and her 756B+ God Aligned hunny, consort, family, and friends. She heard, that if you let people know about what you c

the seven hundredth time but fail to jump again. I feel deep feeling in my gut is telling me that I should be going back to help Nasruddin. Those are his friends that are chasing h

Monogna was a Replicant. The first Replicant. Now the government knew AND they had Marat and all of our secrets. Add to that that I am barely alive after an attempt on my life.

You keep falling until you find you are a mere speck floating on a leaf washing down the staccato cracks between the cobblestones of 1314 Londonium. Cracks which are caked in dung.