I know a lot of you will not believe me about the horseradish mustard on Jewish rye. You're going to go out to a nice deli & order pastrami on Jewish rye with horseradish mustard.

Note to self: Never, never, never, ever again use horseradish mustard on a Jewish rye bread. Never. It is a wrenching experience that would make a Luddite question the furniture.

Having reached Normalcy the time traveler's words now made sense. Apparently he was on very good terms with a dinosaur. Dinosaurs are going extinct because he gave them the clap.

Then that kid, Boodah, a 3rd grader, thwarts a kidnapping. Suddenly, I'm old news. I get lumped in with all the Baby Jerikas that fell into a well at a haunted Indian casino. Porn

This was the kind of place that if this story was a story about that kind of place, this is that place. The kind of place where waiters know your name & in which direction to spit.

I have a feeling that Trump is going to be pardoning a lot of Wise Guys before he runs for the hills. Thousands most likely. Well, he can't pardon them from state charges.

Sign seen at a Visigoth rally: Vandal lives Matter.

'I'm so sorry but I love you' is lie

'I'm so sorry but I love you' is lie

'I'm so sorry but I love you' is lie

'I'm so sorry but I love you' is lie

'I'm so sorry but I love you' is lie

I'm late but I'll do because I don't wan't to late more

Real life exist out of your life.

Once upon a time, a fisherman hold up the fishing pole. then, and a gold fish leap on the sea. he was so suprised that the old man missed the gold fish. and he was shouted "damn"

Once upon a time, a fisherman hold up the fishing pole. then, and a gold fish leap on the sea. he was so suprised that the old man missed the gold fish. and he was shouted "damn"

Once upon a time, a fisherman hold up the fishing pole. then, and a gold fish leap on the sea. he was so suprised that the old man missed the gold fish. and he was shouted "damn"

Once upon a time, a fisherman hold up the fishing pole. then, and a gold fish leap on the sea. he was so suprised that the old man missed the gold fish. and he was shouted "damn"

Once upon a time, a fisherman hold up the fishing pole. then, and a gold fish leap on the sea. he was so suprised that the old man missed the gold fish. and he was shouted "damn"

Once upon a time, a fisherman hold up the fishing pole. then, and a gold fish leap on the sea. he was so suprised that the old man missed the gold fish. and he was shouted "damn"