sat in front of them with only 4 minutes left to complete them. The final question was garbled. A thick fog developed between them. They could hear seagulls and water lapping on an

hpicks, but $50 could buy me a hell of a lot of toothpicks. I unwittingly returned to the store and purchased a pack of real toothpicks. I could have got 50 more dollars with my $5

an airship. There wasn't a body of water for lightyears in any direction. "Perverts trying to balance the economy, what a joke," she mumbled as she took their tray. But thank God,

Behind the scenes, the orangutans had derived a gibberish language (not unlike pig-latin) to feed to the scientists.

-he other way, now deciding against all reason to be a kind, forgiving man, turn himself in to the police for all the fraud and incitement of violence. Oh, it was a nice dream. But

desensitize me as a man.So in the shadows I sought my tool;it was her I found-a fall that makes me the fool.I didn't want to feel, but my heart in her grasp, love is now real. She

Except, well, when it doesn't.

No, not really.

That's my name. Well,it's actually Hullo, but the mondegreen caught on as mum summoned me across the village, so I'm Hello now. Imagine how confused I was as a child. "Hello!"s cau

brain, which she left at the door, to then proceed to the combination Bar Mitzvah/Quinciniera/Baptism ceremony that would leave ANYONE's mouth hanging open, to follow up with

&money isn't an issue. Oh, to pay the price of ill preparation! Humans scrape for pennies, often outside sources, when they don't get their way. They forget that joy starts in them

the scolding hot sweat that ran down their backs seared their flesh to unrecognizable charcoal. even charcoal has feelings though, and you have to consider them when trying to

public class Story { private boolean isFolded = true; void fold(String line) { story.add(line); return story.fold(); } ... okay, debug THAT, will ya.

you salt the cod and bake it for an hour or so, it's the best fish you've ever tasted. My mom used to make salted codpieces all the time... wait, that's not what it is? Uh, whoops!

And he said "Well, shucky darn!" And it got infected and he died. So much for that bulking up he just did. Oh well. So up in heaven, St. Peter said to him,

out, into the light! We must become the defecators! We must resolve to evolve! NUHHH!" Flugh and the rest of the sewer germs sprayed up out of the toilet at City Hall, flowing

They looked at each other. Astarte told the coach, "Seven games left, Coach. I guess we're going to ruin the team seven more times, at least." The coach bristled at the confession.

the windmills. We ran down the road with abandon. I used a stick as a lance against the windmill. Steppenwolf put out his arms like wings. We didn't care when the rain caught us.

e, now eat your haggis." I shook off Michael's arm. "I'll eat the haggis after we settle the matter," I said. mom had regained herself and glared at me. "Unbelivable," she said.

a little time to push him back into his dimension before we'd have to kill him in ours. Cyber wolf wasn't making it easy with his antics though. His uzis never ran out of ammo.