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"Good afternoon. You've reached the offices of the International Cabal of Evil. Evil for Evil's Sake. This is Pecunious Derfnutter. How may I obstruct you?" The confused patriarch

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But the app's developer had lost a bundle on his short game. The app would have to wait until his Xmas bonus for a reboot. Until then the app would have to limp along AS/IS. Sally

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Nothing happened. Ted, then, filedl an Erlenmeyer flask, that he had in a plastic basket, with gas & try again. The gas reacted to residual reactants in the flask. The air above of

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Ken's job had him back in the area. "I remember why I know this town," he told the waitress. "A bunch of grisly murders a few years back. It was in the news." The diner went quiet.

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On his recent trip to the Everglades, Zoologist, Ernie Fezzik, came face-to-face with the long-believed-extinct Floridian Ape, Orange-faced Fat-assed Dope, or Trumpicus Fatasskiss.