You want to hit me with a stick. But all I've got is a guitar pick.

Have you ever met a really hot girl before? The type of girl that just makes you lose your mind. That one that makes you say "Wow who made that angel?" It's all cool till you find

The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. Most of the newbies were on deck feeding the fishes while one-eye and I peeled potatoes

Flint Paper stared blankly behind his desk at the woman in front of him. "You want me to do what?"

It was a sunny Sunday morning and I was so excited to spend the day laying out on the beach. All of a sudden it started raining skittles and my dad was made that much better.

Six years had passed since Benjamin's death. For years in a quiet obsession, Sarah tracked her fiance's killer. Now, finally, across the ballroom floor stood that very lizard man.

Sometimes, as you go along in life, you come to a time when you realise that all you have achieved, all that seems to matter so much, is but a speck of dust in the immensity of

I wish I could show you all my new breasts. They look GREAT! No longer can Jefforama call me "Wheelbarrow T*ts." I'm all perky now! With my new-found confidence, I decided to

close it back quietly, not to disturb the owner's house and he qickly turn around and sees a dog barking so loud that the house owner is awaken from the sleep.

"The time has come," the Walrus said "to talk of many things. Of when you're going to pay the rent and why your checks keep bouncing."

How about I tell you a story? A folding story? One that repeatedly folds and twists and turns until it can be folded no more. But then what? What do you do with a broken story?

In the days that would follow, I remembered speaking the words that ended us. They tasted salty in my mouth and I couldn't tell if I was remembering the tears or tasting them again

A sweet and precocious girl age 7 wrote "i know how the sun shines... it's a ball of fire." in a folding story. It didn't ft and she was branded a troll. "Is there a better way?"

It was all a lie. He was not truly the Font of Knowledge. He was just really quick with The Google. He was only a vessel. But he was on "The Map". Famous for his knowledge of

I clicked 'Next" once again, I promised to myself that if I didn't find a nice girl to talk to in the next 5 'Nexts', I would leave Chatroulette forever. Cock, old man, cock, 7 yea

My heart skipped a beat when the lab called back to say there was a problem with my sample. When I went in, they said my blood showed traces of Immaculance and they wanted

With plastic shovel, Jeremy dug in the backyard. He knew China would take awhile, so he just settled on lost pirate loot or oil. Hitting the two foot mark, he heard a hollow thump

The Chairman upstairs is watching. You don't really have a free will. If you try to deviate from "the plan," he will cause your coffee to spill, thereby missing the bus, causing

Sally was starting to panic about lima beans. She knew they existed, both canned and frozen, but the stores had never heard of them, and Google turned up nothing. Was she going

"What if we turn it this way?" Jesse asked, stepping back to look at the diagram. "I have no flipping clue, Jess. It still looks like the plans for a Rube Goldberg machine or a