Kaleidoscopic Sniveling Donkey woke up in the sweat lodge with a couple of hangovers and the Sun knocking on his clenched eyes. He sent the lightnings from his anguish to fry them.

She hat a law exam test in forty-eight hours, so she grabbed all the Ridlin she could crush up and

The Mandible of the Apocalypse was forlorn. It lacked a soul-mate with which to conduct appropriate mandibular activities. The Mandible gnashed silently. The gears of the metacosm

'Giraffe executioner required for Danish zoos' Agnetha Geborgen put down the Copenhagen Herald small ads section & sipped her coffee. 'Dear Whoever,' she wrote, 'I would be happy

They had enjoyed twenty years of blissful, harmonious marriage when Jake became startled to find that his wife secretly harbored bigoted views.

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Pooh left the therapist's office elated. He felt empowered. He'd finally gotten in touch with his inner self, something that he repressed. Piglet said, "Hi Pooh" and Pooh ate him.

The dragon eyed the damsel suspiciously. This did not look like any typical damsel in distress. In fact, with armor, sword, and shield, she looked very "un-distressed".

I just cry.

I closed my eyes and it felt like nothing had changed at all.

If you took everything you know, and everything I know and put it all in a big pot and then randomly took half of it out, you'd have

Well I didn't get the job because under 'If you could be any type of dried fruit, what type would you be, and why?' I'd put 'Apricot; and your mother. Same reason.' I'm still not

The fold was his oracle. A mysterious mind that he could put ideas into and watch the multi-headed beast breath life into a few sentences. If you read the entire story in a certain

I just took the drug with the altered molecular structure. I thought it would boost my intelligence: instead I'm having visions of the future. I'll die and take the formula with me

Some say she was crazy, but I just thought she was different from everyone else in our school.

Distant thunder rumbled through the air and ground, shaking a shack in the mountains that contained a fugitive of the law.

"Fractals et my dingo," Gareth said bitterly as his Romanesque apartment building started to look like a congress of trilobites. "Wasn't me, bro," said his friend Corwin with conce

Since the ferry back wasn't due for some time, he figured nobody was checking just where he was THIS MOMENT. He grabbed a bag of fertilizer, some rags, nilla wafers, an LED, and

One sunny afternoon, I went jogging through the park filled with people. I was thinking to my self how pretty it was today when all of a sudden I tripped over a log and grabbed

'Sit comfortably,' the naked man told her. 'Touch the tip of your thumb with the ring finger and press gently. No don't touch me. And keep the rest of your fingers straight. This w