Ug was tired of being the scapegoat for bad hunt magic & promised Thag two bear skins & a nearly new flint arrow head to kill the Shaman. "Thag gonna tell Shaman if you don't give

The city of Hoboken's police surveillance drone program was off to a bad start. A rogue drone blew up Homeless Stan's cardboard residence. Luckily Stan was lunching @ the soup kitc

It all began one dark, dark, stormy night...

I told myself I would never do it even as I knew I would if I told myself to. But would I? I hadn't given myself anything but heartache since... there was a time. Besides, I wasn't

So this guy called me up. I had gone on a date with him, maybe, 3 months ago. It had been ok, but he had to leave early to catch a last minute flight to Budapest. So he was back &

"The trouble with you Brits," Zac the US intern opined, "is that you don't say what you mean." "I say exactly what I mean but you don't understand what I'm saying." I retorted. Zac

once upon a time, había una niña muy linda y con mucho carácter que vivía debajo del puente de Santa Eulària..., nadie sabía de que se alimentaba,

Barry Manilow stole into my room last night at 3 a.m. At first I thought it was a dream, but when he crawled into my bed & began singing "Mandy," I knew something was up.

Kane stared into the inter dimensional portal, into the abyss, her demise. “Walk forward, ma’am.” She was told. She didn’t want to die, to freeze or suffocate in space...

From the helicopter above, I dropped my son into the Atlantic. "Survival instincts are the best swimming lesson," I shouted as he descended. "I put granola bars in your pocket, so

She quickly handed over her license & registration as the officer spoke sternly, "Tracy... Ahem, Ms. Chapman are you aware of how fast you were driving?"

I guess this one is about that languid goodbye you and Francoise had out in the boathouse last night. As your husband I must protest that he kept you our much to late. You were sw

The buzzer rang. A man wearing odd headgear with multiple zoom lenses stood at the door. "Hi there. You've won a free mapping of your residence for google@home."

The 107-year old man picked up his rifle and aimed through the front room window. He put the crosshairs over his grandaughter's triple scoop ice cream cone and squeezed the trigger

The wife laid out a dandy of an Easter basket for little Jimmy. But Daddy had the munchies some'n fierce. You don't think he'd miss just one chocolate bunny do you?

"The gate is closing!" screamed the henchman, kicking his legs giddily as he waves his arms in a triumphant stance. He was probably even more excited than the actual participants.

I looked at the ingredients label of my pie. "Ingredients: pie" That was it.

In Bob's back yard, night fell later in summer, but when it fell you couldn't even see the starless sky. Bob sensed something being silent, something that knew he was listening

My cat made me follow her outside to spend the night in her world. She showed me where a puddle of water was and left me a nice lizard, but let me pick my own place to sleep. Th

"It's best to die happy, but it's nice to live happily as well. So I'm afraid the girls are going to have to go fetch that boy in the hall before he bleeds out all over my new