Look at this piece of wood! he thundered. And it threw a fleshly-cut tree trunk dangerously close to my feet. I stammered, drooping the ax. Umm, mister Ent... the story is not that

Life was great for Lady Lucy, who happened to just receive the best honor she could. She was now queen, of this wonderful yet intimidating place. Although she just found out that

As she flaunted them for all to see, the splendid light adorned Betty’s magnificent breasts, which made Jill replete with jealousy, after all, her thin legs were no contest for

It didn't take me long to realize that Julie was a kleptomaniac.

The pages curled and crackled as roses of flame bloomed along their edges. Blank ink was consumed by black soot, and a column of smoke blossomed into the sky. No more would

You can't make this stuff up! Oh yes I can!

The first thing I noticed, when I entered his room, was a picture of his sister. She died in an accident 3 years ago. It had been the epicenter of his breakdown. I had to hurry...

His long hair held magical power that if cut would defeat him like a school boy being punched by his sister. Samson lay in Delilah's lap

"Convergence my eye!" groused my smartphone (unbeknownst to me at the time). "I'll show you Convergence!" It filled me in later by way of a trojan dream-rec app, and now

Dexter's vision shook violently as his lie detection powers activated and Cera's words echoed in his brain. "Miraculously we escaped with our lives." Dexter's throat went icy cold.

We reveal a new way to speed up cancer drug discovery: free medical knowledge! Health is paramount, so we passed a law stating that all medical knowledge is to be freely accessibl

Once upon a time there lived a mother of three who turned 40. Her friends wanted to write a short story on her birthday and they found a website to assist. This is that story.

Agnes Faulks laid her dingo to rest on the Salisbury Plain. It was just a dingo, unspecial to most, but it was her dingo and he knew her name. Their private moment was interrupted

I was woken up by my fiance, a look of panic on my face. He led me outside and pointed at the sky. I looked up to see that the earth had somehow acquired a second moon. It looked

When he suggested I should run for office, I laughed. Then I considered it. After all

The paper airplane was set in flight on Sunday, July 17th at 8:45pm. It contained the first line of this folding story. Viktor stood on the shore of Lake Opeka and wished it well.

The turtle just sat there and stared at him. Two could play at this game. If this bastard wasn't going to blink then the turtle sure as hell would not blink. Stare down.

To kill. It's great. I prefer slicing. Slowly. Fast. How ever the fuck they deserve it. Or how ever the fuck I feel like it. Welcome to the mind of a serial killer.

I just tried to type Wanda & it's been ipad autocorrected to Wandanventham. Is Apple trying to mess with my head?

"When I crowd-sourced my study to count female snail penises I had no idea it would go viral, Beth". "Dr. Smoot, the largest number of snail penises were found in the White House G