Humphrey was a man of action, and as a man of action the first thing he did every morning was hunt and eat 3 feral wolves and drink a bucket of magma. After this his routine was to

My life as an on-call phone-answerer for rickets telethons wasn't all glitz and glamour.

twas the night before Christmas? no no just kidding twas the night before valentines day

"No, you can't", replied Papa Smurf angrily to the question "Is it ok if I

Awakened after æons, Zalgo, emerging from the unfathomable depths of the most inaccessible icebergs of the southernmost regions of mars, glanced pensively towards Earth

It was the second to the last day for the National Writing Project fellows. After a gratifying four weeks of writing boot camp, they were about to be free. Then things got weird.

This was not going to be my best day. I knew this the moment I stepped out of bed and fell over my shoes I had carelessly scattered around my bed the evening before. My head felt

It decesion time and my brain is turning into a big mush, with steam comming out of my ears so I,

"My computer is giving a false positive," she typed, "indicating that my secondary hard drive is facing imminent failure. Tests and observation show this is untrue. What do I do?"

There was a girl who loved to go shopping. Everyday when she got home from school she would get her purse and go to the mall. She never wore the same outfit. Her only problem was

"My wife ran off with my best friend... and boy do I miss him." The audience groaned. He was gonna have to do better than that.

Once upon a time, a teacher....

The amazonian woman bowed and sat down at the piano. Her hands moved delicately across the keyboard hovering like two swans. He heard no sound but the movements mesmerized him

The Chairman upstairs is watching. You don't really have a free will. If you try to deviate from "the plan," he will cause your coffee to spill, thereby missing the bus, causing

turned off onto into a gas station hoping to locate a hose to cleanse my soiled shoe, or gun with which to shoot myself. I fantasized walking into the mini-mart that almost all

One day, Steve was going about his "normal" day as a secret agent. However, today ended up being much more than he would have ever expected when

Había una vez una profesora que se sentía frustrada porque sus alumnos no tenían interés en su aprender. Se daba cuenta de que sus métodos de enseñanza eran obsoletos. Un día,...

Hay un chico que vive en Guatemala. Se llama Antonio.

He approached slowly., she backed away, he stopped, she approaches, he backs up, she crouches down peering at him, he approaches, she does a back flip. The Cat and Squirrel played

Never yell "FIRE!" in a crowded dungeon until after all cats with broken legs have been safely evacuated. (Considerate patrons will insist upon the prior evacuation of all cats.)