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Most of Octavia's acquaintances inhabited eccentric orbits, but Xeno truly came from another planet.

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Among the relics found at the Beatles auction was one slightly used portable hole from the Yellow Submarine movie. It was bought by

There once was a man from Nantucket

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I have a mansion, sports car, pool, cashmere sweater, and gold watch. I am living the virtual dream. Outside of my social media game, I have a cardboard box and ramen.

As Bob sat in Church, he counted on his fingers how many of the Ten Commandments he was breaking. "Let's see, I'm coveting Dave's wife, and all of her goods. And I'm about to steal

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I was standing there in the forest guns blazing at the monster leaping twards me. It's eyes as read as blood staring at the barrel of my gun, claws tearing at my flesh. Then out of

He sat down. Quietly. He read the barf bag. He'd felt a little jumpy and scanned the passengers coming on board. No body language cues. A ten year old said, "You're an Air Marshall

His hatred for reggae was only outmatched by his love of weed. To solve this problem he moved to Jamaica to become super high but also kill reggae artists from the inside and

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My dream home has a large central library with comfy couches and overstuffed chairs.

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. It was also going to be the end of the world. Only one person could save it but right now I didn't know who.

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