Yeah sure I could suspend belief up to that part in Cloud Atlas II where Jackie Chan reincarnated as a quadraplegic midget (oh, spoller haha) whose mother is

Shocking as it may seem, I was abducted by aliens and escorted to their planet and put under observation. The Vesuvian—which is what they call themselves—are naturally voluptuous.

As I was walking

Cinderella wanted to blackmail her fairy godmother but she needed a plan, because threatening the fairy with a broomstick wasn't good enough. Perhaps her stepsisters had advice.

I took a central silence for permission to carry on.

"Possible Existence of Wormholes at the Center of the Galaxy". Harry glancing over Norbert's shoulder commented, "They don't need to look so far away, Norby, your brain is

I'm so sad.

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Years later, after the Targaryen Restoration, Arya not caring for the role of a Stark Princess slipped out with Nymeria to dispense some of the Many Faced God's mercy where it was

The branch quivered, depressed from the squirrel.

This story is about my weird Summer vacation, and it all started with a massive

Children, put your electronics away. In our school we use blackboards and chalk, and pen and paper. If you don't like it, run away into the electronic wilderness where predators

"Hmm Hmm, And what have we hear? Some sad, washed up little sapling that tried to take the whole river instead of sticking to his puddle. And for that he almost drowned." She spat

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My dad always told me love was tricky to find, but he forgot to mention how impossible it was to keep.

CATMAN is a super hero who surrounds himself with a large army of cats. He usually speaks gibberish and/or throws his cats at passersby. In truth CATMAN is a slave to the cats but

Listen up! The sarge says 95 percent of us are not coming back. So, to those of you who make it. Kill as many of those zombie bastards as you can! To the rest of you, sayonara.

The first time near death experience was in a hospital that was greyer than tombs but shinier than the morning star. You will never forget this, she said, carving out my belly,

You couldn't be sure it was moss or leeches oozing onto you from the low,dark trees as you flail across bog country, pursued by an unreliable, gloaming witch light.

Theo might have been dreaming or might not; he was in one of those places where the borders between the two became indistinguishably thin, but he did not know that. Slowly he crept