Call me Fishmael.

  • Call me Fishmael.

  • Some years ago - never mind how long precisely - having a lack of squid and crustaceans to eat and nothing particular to interest me in the ocean, I thought I'd leave the water and

  • reconnoiter the rocky dry masses above the surface. At first my stubby fins and rudimentary lungs made progress difficult but soon my fins developed articulation and became legs.

  • I managed my way into the jungle and mated with a strong male. I was shocked when instead of eggs, I delivered 2 live babies, covered in fur. They were intelligent & walked instead

  • slithered. Mammels, what will mother say, she hates mammels. I was determined to raise them on my own. My mating habits had helped me make my bed, I will lie in it. We dug a

  • duvet cave and nested there. "Oi, behave," I said. "That's the sort of business that led to our mewling brood of mammelings." Just then my mother burst in with the Ministry of Mamm

  • ography, who declared, "With all those mewling mammelings, by government order I must monitor your mammaries." I lifed my shirt as the Minister of Mammography counted my nipples.

  • I had 8 nipples. This apparently satisfied the Minister of Mammography, who checked me off of his list & hurried off. Now, what to do with all these mewling mammelings... I stuffed

  • my face with yet another veggie smorgasbord wrap, grumbling at the fact I needed to be sized for and purchase four brassieres. Just great. Just call me Mewsette.

  • (No FoldingStory participants were harmed in the making of this Fold. Special thanks to MoralEnd, without whom none of this would have been necessary.)



  1. KieferSkunk Aug 06 2014 @ 01:29

    I so drew a blank - it looked to me like GreenBanana had pretty well wrapped this one up. :)

  2. Zetawilk Aug 06 2014 @ 09:43

    From fish to cats, call me what you like.

  3. SlimWhitman Aug 06 2014 @ 16:12

    You can haz mutation?

  4. sundancer Aug 06 2014 @ 17:12

    I have to say, I like this one a lot. One of the best in a while. I love the way it flowed and how it ended. P.S. Excellent beginning, Moral End. And how did you know he started it, KieferSkunk?

  5. KieferSkunk Aug 06 2014 @ 17:42

    When you add to a story, you can see the list of who's already folded it on the right side.

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