Call me Fishmael.
Call me Fishmael.13
Some years ago - never mind how long precisely - having a lack of squid and crustaceans to eat and nothing particular to interest me in the ocean, I thought I'd leave the water and13
reconnoiter the rocky dry masses above the surface. At first my stubby fins and rudimentary lungs made progress difficult but soon my fins developed articulation and became legs.13
I managed my way into the jungle and mated with a strong male. I was shocked when instead of eggs, I delivered 2 live babies, covered in fur. They were intelligent & walked instead12
slithered. Mammels, what will mother say, she hates mammels. I was determined to raise them on my own. My mating habits had helped me make my bed, I will lie in it. We dug a9
duvet cave and nested there. "Oi, behave," I said. "That's the sort of business that led to our mewling brood of mammelings." Just then my mother burst in with the Ministry of Mamm11
ography, who declared, "With all those mewling mammelings, by government order I must monitor your mammaries." I lifed my shirt as the Minister of Mammography counted my nipples.12
I had 8 nipples. This apparently satisfied the Minister of Mammography, who checked me off of his list & hurried off. Now, what to do with all these mewling mammelings... I stuffed11
my face with yet another veggie smorgasbord wrap, grumbling at the fact I needed to be sized for and purchase four brassieres. Just great. Just call me Mewsette.9
(No FoldingStory participants were harmed in the making of this Fold. Special thanks to MoralEnd, without whom none of this would have been necessary.)13
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KieferSkunk Aug 06 2014 @ 01:29
I so drew a blank - it looked to me like GreenBanana had pretty well wrapped this one up. :)
Zetawilk Aug 06 2014 @ 09:43
From fish to cats, call me what you like.
SlimWhitman Aug 06 2014 @ 16:12
You can haz mutation?
sundancer Aug 06 2014 @ 17:12
I have to say, I like this one a lot. One of the best in a while. I love the way it flowed and how it ended. P.S. Excellent beginning, Moral End. And how did you know he started it, KieferSkunk?
KieferSkunk Aug 06 2014 @ 17:42
When you add to a story, you can see the list of who's already folded it on the right side.