The Folding Story family was a mystery to

The Folding Story family was a mystery to everyone on the Internet. Many urban legends had arisen about this family, the most curious of which involved the Whitman Bros.It was said

they were never seen together in the same room. You could only tell them apart because Slim had a prominent handle-bar mustache. m80, the black sheep of the family, was often found

clung to his Undergrad glory days. He was the master of quarters! That was back when drinking games were based on hard liquor. Not this watered down beer pong crap. M80

courted college gals to his "deflower bed" and washed down Bacardi with chocolate Muscle Milk. A man amongst boys, that M80. He and Chaz, his brotégé, slashed the drunk bus's tires

. It wasn't going anywhere until it slept out its grain alcohol induced binge. They were later day temperance brothers. M80 and Chaz stamped out the immoral food to fuel movement

and set their sights on Buddyboy's Arwing, which they suspected was emanating mind-control rays. Chaz crawled into the cockpit and reprogrammed the G-Diffuser, while M80 sabotaged

the other...stuff. MoralEnd got a tip from the mysterious Slim Whitman, who had discovered that KieferSkunk (that skunk!) was a double agent and has masterminded the entire plot.

Unfortunately, KieferSkunk leant the plot to 49erfaithful who promptly lost the plot. It wasn't a very good plot to start with but everyone was deceived by

GreenBanana who very unintentionally muddled the whole thing into some bizarre Aesop's fable about crime-solving bluejays squawking at each other in Italian about hats. THUH END.