The little girl with the helium balloon was

The little girl with the helium balloon was excited to let her go of it with a message attached. She never expected the helium balloon to come to life

and swallow her whole, trapping her inside. Her prison, walls of red latex, rose above the park & the wind carried them away."Whaaahhh!" screamed Annie to the red balloon. Down bel

Annie became concerned "Hey mister shark, lets be friends" she yelled. She had a way with animals. She needed to find Jack so they could get back to the mission at hand helping M

with Bond. Annie found Jack, or at least what she thought was Jack. He turned out to be a replica of Jack, only programmed to kill her-with a book. He came at her with a copy of

"Valley of the Dolls" which Anne deflected easily with "The French Chef." Jack whirled James Patterson novels at her, but Anne smacked him with a hefty Codex, striking sparks from

The imploding lithium battery. Jack looked flabbergasted but walked out of the room. Anne just took a swig of Absolut. Then Jack brought an axe...oh oh, Anne thought, so she ran

The imploding lithium battery. Jack looked flabbergasted but walked out of the room. Anne just took a swig of Absolut. Then Jack brought an axe...oh oh, Anne thought, so she ran

for congress, won, and promptly outlawed axes and lithium batteries. Anne was hailed as a hero, but Jack refuted the election on the grounds that he had been unable to have time to

smear Anne with negative ads exploiting her time as an exotic dancer. "The media is biased--it's rigged against me!" Jack was furious about his landslide defeat. So he teleported.