If I was going to be the best horse-whisperer
If I was going to be the best horse-whisperer in the world, I needed to get rid of the competition. First target: Robert Redford.1
But how do I find Robert Redford? If I'm going to kill him so that I can be in the best horse whisperer in the world then maybe I should start looking in Sundance Film Festival2
When I finally got to Sundance and killed The Horse Whisperer, so much time had passed a new nemesis had arisen: Cesar Millan, the Dog Whisperer. I I hitchhiked back to L.A.2
noticing the ubiquitous whisperings into animals' ears by shady & unctuous figures. Had a conspiracy begun? Were the Whisperers preparing an army of pets? They must be destroyed.3
But where were they to be found? A fad of shadow people whispering to all the animals in the world, and every animal save for the humans disappeared. The Whisperers remained, and I2
was losing it. The animals gone? I had to raise up a revolt against the Whisperers. I cannot let them get away with mind bending the lower species without a battle. It would be2
something... and yet, there was a new feeling of peace and quietness in my anger thoughts that made me stop. Incredibly, it was1
a girl who saved me from my madness. I felt the frenzy slip away and the world lost its angry green glare. As I shrunk to my normal self, I realized who this girl was. It was Br1
enda,the girl I sat behind in the 2nd grade.The girl whose pigtails I'd pulled.The girl I shared my sandwich with at lunchtime.She used to call me Doc. And now she was my salvation2
as I'd lost my pen. I would dip her pigtails into the ink wells and write. I never did find my pen but thankfully I saved money on having to buy a new one.2
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Zetawilk Dec 14 2012 @ 13:45
We had quite the mysterious thread while it lasted! I wonder where all the animals went. I think the moon. And the whisperers aren't talkin'.
SlimWhitman Dec 15 2012 @ 17:44
There is a shark whisperer too http://foldingstory.com/zvlc9/ and didn't the ending of this story happen in Tom Sawyer?