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If I was going to be the best horse-whisperer

  • If I was going to be the best horse-whisperer in the world, I needed to get rid of the competition. First target: Robert Redford.

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  • But how do I find Robert Redford? If I'm going to kill him so that I can be in the best horse whisperer in the world then maybe I should start looking in Sundance Film Festival

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  • When I finally got to Sundance and killed The Horse Whisperer, so much time had passed a new nemesis had arisen: Cesar Millan, the Dog Whisperer. I I hitchhiked back to L.A.

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  • noticing the ubiquitous whisperings into animals' ears by shady & unctuous figures. Had a conspiracy begun? Were the Whisperers preparing an army of pets? They must be destroyed.

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  • But where were they to be found? A fad of shadow people whispering to all the animals in the world, and every animal save for the humans disappeared. The Whisperers remained, and I

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  • was losing it. The animals gone? I had to raise up a revolt against the Whisperers. I cannot let them get away with mind bending the lower species without a battle. It would be

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  • something... and yet, there was a new feeling of peace and quietness in my anger thoughts that made me stop. Incredibly, it was

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  • a girl who saved me from my madness. I felt the frenzy slip away and the world lost its angry green glare. As I shrunk to my normal self, I realized who this girl was. It was Br

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  • enda,the girl I sat behind in the 2nd grade.The girl whose pigtails I'd pulled.The girl I shared my sandwich with at lunchtime.She used to call me Doc. And now she was my salvation

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  • as I'd lost my pen. I would dip her pigtails into the ink wells and write. I never did find my pen but thankfully I saved money on having to buy a new one.

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2 Comments

  1. Zetawilk Dec 14 2012 @ 13:45

    We had quite the mysterious thread while it lasted! I wonder where all the animals went. I think the moon. And the whisperers aren't talkin'.

  2. SlimWhitman Dec 15 2012 @ 17:44

    There is a shark whisperer too http://foldingstory.com/zvlc9/ and didn't the ending of this story happen in Tom Sawyer?

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