Where is my mommy?
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Where is my mommy?
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I heard a jackhammer and found mommy single-handedly replacing the cracked driveway. My mommy is a badass. She can do anything. Last week she rebuilt our Ford F-650's transmission
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from scratch, using parts she found at Bobby's scrap yard! She laid down the jackhammer, took a swig from her flask, then flexed her biceps with gusto and pride. "I'm a tough son o
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f a gun we're gonna have great fun on the bayou!" She was sweaty, beefy and vibrating from the jackhammer. Bobby stared at what she was building out of his scrap. It motivated
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him to text in to work: NOT COMIN IN CUZ SUMTHIN MAGIKAL HAPPENIN IN MY PANTZ. Bobby climbed into her beefy arms and they BOTH felt the jackhammer vibrations.
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Oooooo, Ahhhhhh, Ooooooo, AHHHHHH, AAHHHHHHHH......AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! It was simultaneous. It was truly...MAGIK. In the afterglow, she and Bobby sighed with satisfaction. "Let's
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invade Poland!" Bobby said after a few more minutes. She grinned back at him, and next thing we knew, the two were on their way, hootin' and hollerin' the whole way to the frozen
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food section for barszcz with uszka. The little dumplings where his favorite. There was nothing like a Polish Christmas and no time for an invasion like December. This would be
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The perfect nightmare for commuters years after getting run over. When would they
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learn that they should have never left that ground alive? Trauma is a different form of death.
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- Started
- 2014-10-17 10:49:19
- Finished
- 2014-11-15 18:09:51
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lucielucie Nov 17 2014 @ 17:33
I thought a jackhammer was a massive hammer, perhaps the size of a car, which whacked down flattening scrap metal. I realised, when I read the previous folds that it's a pneumatic drill. So Bobby couldn't really have climbed into her arms while she was using one of those. That'd be silly.
Servant Nov 17 2014 @ 22:14
But her arms might have been long ans strong enough to wrap around Bobby while still using the jackhammer behind is back?
lucielucie Nov 18 2014 @ 05:47
She's a multitasker, it's true.