Finished Folds (61—80)
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1their piers (none in their view) rejected them. Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, James May and the Stig were out of work again, thank God. I was sick of them stinking up the Air
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4new laws enacted. Of course the new laws had a little feces attached but that was to be expected from a Mechanical Governing Decision Maker and Law Berther or MGDM&LB. They never
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2I hadn't thought it them for years. Horned Toads. Then today I saw one in the back yard. first I though of one and then I saw one. Did the thought make it happen or pre-deja view.
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0She had medical problems, falling often and for no reason, the prints she made in the sand or snow looked like rabbit prints, not feet, the playboy symbol. What made the ears?
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2the moment. Stinkiest Crapper, Longest continues standing pis, no dribbling allowed and Highest Pis arc from a standing position. The "Standing" was added after a girl beat the
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3Instant Gratification. These are the things I love." The three "G's" Gordon Gekko and Billy Graham would be proud. I say Again. Greed, God and Instant Gratification! I just need to
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2Twitched itched bitched and spasmed again. True multitasking. I bet if I tried I could Belch, Fart, Crap and Pee my pants all at the same time. old age has its wonders. I wonder if
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1pitiful instead of Boom they just went "PIP PIP." This is the last time I buy grenades from Leprechaun's half the time their products worked in strange ways. The Brain counter atta
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1got his hook caught in his hemorrhoids claw. The roid was screaming "Let go you Asshole or I'll tell everyone why it takes you so long in the toilet. Black Bart Yanked the roid out
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0How could you do it? How could you burn my house down? You know I wanted to do it. I even bought marshmallows. Alright you can burn mine down. Burn your's it'd brick. Asshole!
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6cognitive thinking come out a little quirky. Bubble Bee stood quivering on one foot with his optical receptors jerking from side to side in time to the beat of his hydrolysis pump.
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1"Better time?" I yelled "what better time could there be to study Alien Robot Bar Tenders and how did they manage to dehydrate Alcohol. I mean you might as well dehydrate water.
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5really feeling myself change, these self help hypnosis tapes were working. I decide to write a letter to the publisher. "Dear sirs: The self help tapes by Hannibal Lecter
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15back car I found in 6. that I used to car-walk Fido. 10 Buy a new Fido and bury old Fido. 11. Stop watching Letterman's Top Ten. 12 Send my list to Letterman. 13. Stop making list
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3bluff and the cliff dwelling sailed by the window as we fell. "Damn it you didn't say we going to a cliff dwelling." "We're not we're going to the escarpment at it base" Thomas
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4another example of his histronic personality disorder but they snickers started to die down when after 10 minutes he still hadn't moved. It was a little for the EMT's. Questions
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2rejection by my coworkers, who were all biker bar bar tenders but why did I have to go into that bar wearing a pink tootoo and have them rip it off every night. This recuring dream
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3sue me for the full recovery cost. Then I notice the empty nitroglycerin pill bottle at the foot of the skeleton's stand! The fool had taken them all. No wonder he exploded! Boom!
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6I stood there arguing with myself. My parapsychologist had suggested I talk with the voices in my head. I shouldn't have argued with them I didn't intend to start a riot. "Yes you
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3The boots were all talk saying "Kill Kill Kill" but they just stood there and watched as I did all the work. Now I was in jail and the boots looked stupid without laces and a tung