Finished Folds (41—60)
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3Because her Mum was better in bed than she was plus Mum was a alive. A dead Mime turned me off so as I said I kept Mum about the whole situation. Better Mum than none I always say.
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4thing she did was pull a straight razor out of her hair do and say "I should cut you but I'm already too drunk so I'll sit with you awhile." She plopped her ass in a chair, smiled
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3and said "The cameras are off so take what you got and get out." He wasn't nearly as nice when the little red light on the camera went dark. Well screw him I was staying. Hey it's
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5Schools out! Damn what will I do with the kids now? I can't afford to get a baby sitter. Maybe the Peace Corpse will take them for a while or the Army they'll take anyone. Iraq is
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3Joey got up and took care of his toilet duties them turned his socks and shorts inside out so he could wear them another day. His T shirt had to be changed the stains went through
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2Of course I can ride a bike. I just can't turn the damn things. That's why I have knees that look like this. Now hand me the first aid kit and shut up! Grand kids who needs them.
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5Drop those rocks and grab your socks. it's time to quit wading and put your shoes back on. Your mom is going to kill me for letting you get this wet. Rock skipping was never this
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3"Up Chuck Up Chuck" "Quit that. You know I hate that" " Well I was just trying to get you to jump up, a snake is about to bight your ankle, oops never mind to late now.
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2not to remain a fly on the wall but get close up and personal with Delilah. He flew over and hovered just above her Butt Crack that peeked from her hip hugger's. Ah the aroma of
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2George never was known for his vocabulary but as an IT accountant he tended to be invisible till his "Bean Reports" came out. He had a knack of finding every misspent coin
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6reacted negatively to the concussion of the exploding green haired lizard. But at least I had followed tradition by saying "Oh Shit" just before the Boom. The emergency room giggle
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2When he died part of my heart died with him. I still talk to him often. No he doesn't answer! I'm not that nuts. I hear his sayings "What goes up will come down but where?" Rocks
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3I got a lot done today! Finished my butt gluing fixture. Moved the porch light (I was tired of the moths getting in the house every time I opened the door at night) the TODO list
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5Her penetrating stare bored into my brain. What the hell had I screwed up now. It wasn't Her birthday or our anniversary. It's June dammit what holiday did I mis? "What?" I ask
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3just to have enough fluid in his system to urinate. Even then it was just a dribble of dark yellow stinking fluid. Not a healthy situation. His Doctor RXed him a pore reducing balm
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2Is just about up. You'll have to come up with some more" "You retainer is up. $10.000 in 1/2 an hour! What kind of shyster are you?" "A rich one and very successful. Pay up or get
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2gave me and the "come hither" jester she made with her head as she ducked behind the curtain into first class. As I stepped through the curtain she grabbed my pants and pulled them
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3on foot high stalks, waving like a roaches antennae but with eyes on them. It was standing on three legs. Wait the third one wasn't a leg! It quivered and shivered and whirred and
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4giving her the happiest stoma in town. I needed a opium drip myself to get interested in the Brit's Royal wedding. I wondered how long before the divorce made the news. My divorce
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5Dad tried to tap his foot and clap in time, but couldn't get his feet or hands on the same beat; this made the "Baby Elephants Walk" sound like they were drunk. Xylotar's are hard