Finished Folds (121—140)
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3to Easter Island. There, he lined up the moai statues and asked which one wanted to be his partner. One of the statures fell over. He covered that one with spray tan and carried
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4her, smiling. (I'd written my number on the inside of the bra, along with the words "call me".) I walked away triumphantly, before a giant bird grabbed me. Here we go again!
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1dust and desert, with one exception: the shelter miles away, its lights winking in the distance. I began to walk over, but then I spotted it: a mutant zombie, with a tongue fifty
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6building as she fired the poison dart at the bird, killing it instantly. Her mission complete, the blonde picked up her ipod and went back to her tribe, hoping to seduce the
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1very tight. Freddie prinze, Fred Jones and i knew we couldn't get in easily, so we enlisted the help of Freddy Kreuger and that annoying FRED from the internet. FRED deafened the
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3and... more beer! I licked Rita's glorious ass, worshipping it as a god. She giggled quietly as I grabbed big handfuls of assflesh, and
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4sat on the swing and began to zoom back and forth. "Whee!" Xrekhlior cried as he swang through the air. meanwhile, unbeknowst to Xrekhelior, the nearby superintendent regained his
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3And so, John donned his wine server outfit and entered the room. As he approached the very tall pope, he slowly pulled out a gun. He aimed, and popped a cap in the pope's ass.
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3onderise (her native language) that the therapist would leave her basement immediately. "No." The ugandan therapist replied, sitting down. "Now tell me about your troubles,
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4bugs. The buggery bugs crawled up gypsy pie's dress. "Hey! That tickles!" Gypsie pie giggled as the bugs crawled up her pink-furred arm and onto her hoof. Then they began
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2"And so," the sexy witch with the greek accent explained, "All you need to do to activate the sex pistol is insert it into your anus." She demonstrated. "Then it will fire a
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2snake, both heads hissing and spitting acid. "Wow!" I cried. "What other secrets does this circus hold?" "Oh mah boy," Carney said, "We haven't even scratched the surface."
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2final words: "Don't tell Pinnochio i was involved in this mafia business." Plod nodded, picking Jiminy Cricket's now-dead body up. He carried him away, humming the song, "
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3Fatcow Lane." (WHA-WHA-WHA-WHA) "Thank you. Goodbye." I hung up the phone and turned back to the test. If I couldn't count the number of dots in this test question, I would be
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1eccentricity of the murder of bugs bunny, but the fact that Daffy Duck was the one who had killed him was simply inexcusable. "Quickly!" the producer said. "Add more juicers!"
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3"So I won't be able to turn back into a human after all?" He barked at the doctor. "No; you will become a dog forever." I woofed in agony as floppy ears sprouted from my head.
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4"Ra ha ha ha ha!" The Dark Master said, rasing his hand gloved in black iron over the simmering cauldron. "Soon, the seahawks will crush the broncos, and take over the world!"
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1shell as his single eyeball looked around. "All hail the holy cowsnail." The cow herders in lederhosen said, bowing down to Chauncy as more slime dripped down his shell.
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2Don't they like Kevin Bacon?" "No, my friend." I said, pulling out a cigarrette. "Everyone hates Kevin Bacon." I lit my cig and puffed it, before shoving it into the eye of
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3Suddenly, El Psycho stabbed Patrick Stewart in the back. As Stewart fell over the rail, El Psycho muttered, "I never really was on your side." He puffed again on his cigarrette.