Finished Folds (41—60)
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4"Damn!" the dog said, unzipping his costume to reveal his alien form. "Begin the invasion!" he said into a radio. As the UFOs arrived, I cried "Now my homework will never be done!"
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3then broke out of prison and became a master criminal; he was known as the plague doctor. The doctor would walk into clinics, kill everyone in the waiting room, then escape easily.
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1a quarter from me, which more then entitled me to murder the little boy and then piss on his corpse. As I walked away, the police appeared. "Stop criminal scum!" they shouted.
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1Because I foolishly accidentally aimed the shotgun at my own head, I was the one that was blown apart. Next thing I knew, I was facing Satan. "For trying to murder your friend, you
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4, or at least with a sunroof. And so, Santa Claus got a brand new sleigh, manufactured by Honda, with satellite radio and airbag collision detection. Santa never crashed again.
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2until he found her. Her circuits gleaming, her wires like polished pennies, her CPU like a brilliant bar of gold. He felt his processor pounding as he made his way up to her and
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1fell off of his head, confusedly skittering in circles. He didn't need the porcupines though; he pulled out two swordfish, and began to decapitate every one of his classmates.
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4e weed, he'd surely steal all of it. So George made a decision: they would smoke ALL the weed before jimmy got to camp David. Three hours later, they were completely wasted, but
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9chess. Hitler dropped Zood and turned to face Stalin; the two braced themselves for an epic war. Then they began to sissy-slap each other furiously. Then Hitler's wife walked by,
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8"Yes sir!" the troop yelled. The seargant glared. "This is not a tea party, meat-bag! this is foldingstory boot camp! now gimme twenty folds, and make it snappy!" I nodded, and
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2The next morning, she woke up with a monstrous headache. She looked to her right, and saw the young boy from last night sleeping next to her. "Oh geez." she said.
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6sneak into the museum. Once I got past the guards, I blended into the crowd and worked my way to the jewel exhibit I wanted to see. I planned to "borrow" the largest jewel of all:
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4The mayor fumed and raged at the clumsy servant for getting his dinner jacket all messy. As punishment, the servant was forced to lick the stains out of the dinner jacket.
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1I discovered that my new exercise equipment was nothing but a small note. The note read, "EXERCISE, YOU FAT F###." Why, exercise, of course! I'd never thought of that before!
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3. Nobody liked the Beatles, so they smashed the boombox and stuffed the beatnik's hat down his throat. Then, inspired by the song "Revolution Number 9", they tried to overthrow the
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1accepting Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?" Oh no, this wasn't Slenderman; even worse, it was his brother, muslim-derman! I fought the hazy confusion, and tried to run away.
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2fried chicken; the movie would be connected to the autobiography of Colonel Sanders. The board thought it was a great idea, but one man was not happy: the CEO of fast food chain "
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4This only made the wedding-goers more angry. Just when he was about to give up, Vinyl Scratch, the world's greatest DJ, stepped in. She played dubstep, and made everyone happy.
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1prince charming get murdered!" Shocked, I asked Cinderella why that made her so happy. "Are you kidding?!" Cinderella shouted. "That bastards been cheating on me with princess
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3st by laying a finger on it. This, of course, was very convenient, because he could recharge his devices without charging cables. If the government found out about him, though,